A type of walk after a horrible drunk one night stand. The crazy college parties usually get you a hot, sex filled one night stands, but this one didn't. This guy (or girl) did not know what they were doing, you didn't enjoy it. Now, you just woke up, threw your clothes on, and ran out their dorm. What makes matters worse is that you feel sticky, you reek of sex, and your clothes are drenched (hopefully in only sweat). You walk like you just got out of the gym and you haven't showered. You left the gym 10 hours ago.
Sara: Hey Al, why're you walking like that? You have an "accident"?
Alexis: Don't mock the dirty waddle, I'm not in the mood.
Sara: Haha, so the one night stand was not so great?
Alexis: Not as great as I thought it'd be, he was horrible!
Alexis: Don't mock the dirty waddle, I'm not in the mood.
Sara: Haha, so the one night stand was not so great?
Alexis: Not as great as I thought it'd be, he was horrible!
by alexvause September 6, 2016

I created this term in 1998 to make our first son to be still while watching a show or movie. I told him to come to the special place behind my legs and knees as a special place, it got him to calm down and feel included. It has been a running joke in our family for years. I made up a few terms raising kids and they all loved them. But I created the term and I always thought it one word doodlewaddle to be honest. All my children loved spending time in the doodlewaddle! They would fight over it at times! Don't care what you say we are great parents!
Come sit in the doodlewaddle and watch this movie with us! It is warm and safe! Doodle Waddle is actually doodlewaddle!
by DingoDawg! January 27, 2022

Cabby waddle occurs in London taxi drivers due to their lack of movement over years of siting and spouting racist, sexist and homophobic bullshit to their passengers while taking the longest route possible.
by I asked Mavis but she farted July 29, 2021

A woman or girl who has excessive body fat that can't help her excessive fat from jiggling while she walks. Said woman also is so large that she waddles like a duck.
by try for free October 20, 2012

by Absolute belta August 24, 2016

That stupid bitch yenta waddles from one food spot to the next and thinks it's content for her stream.
by Defoon October 25, 2023
