1.)A light dispersion of hair located directly above the lips. Generally found on kids hitting puberty or girls that won't accept the fact that they need to shave their face.
Look at that queer's grit-stache, he looks like he just gave Taylor a rim job.
Ugly kid needs to buy a razor; he's growing a grit-stache.
Ugly kid needs to buy a razor; he's growing a grit-stache.
by J Ryckman April 6, 2006
Get the grit-stachemug. by Ja-fakin April 27, 2006
Get the Vadge stachemug. by Kaemmer October 23, 2006
Get the cocaine 'stachemug. 1. The unsightly, visible hair on a man/woman's upper lip that isn't quite mustache material, but is reminiscent of a pubescents upper lip hair.
2. A deposit of excrement on the upper lip of one who has recently commenced the act of taint/vaginal tongueing on a subject residing in the doggy style position .
3. The jovial result of a dirty sanchez.
2. A deposit of excrement on the upper lip of one who has recently commenced the act of taint/vaginal tongueing on a subject residing in the doggy style position .
3. The jovial result of a dirty sanchez.
"Check out that bitch's poo stache"
"I wonder if that kid know's his poo stache makes him look slow"
"I'm never doing that again, it gave me a fucking poo stache"
"I wonder if that kid know's his poo stache makes him look slow"
"I'm never doing that again, it gave me a fucking poo stache"
by Michael Sandman July 28, 2008
Get the poo stachemug. When a man or woman has nasty upper lip hair and refuses to shave it. Also can be called a dirt lip. It's not quite a beard and not quite a mustache. It's just plain sick and scuzzy.
by sam and winston October 19, 2008
Get the scuz stachemug. When you grow out your ‘Stache so well that when eating their butt it tickles the cheeks and they rear up and kick.
by Stachedonkey June 21, 2019
Get the Stache Donkeymug. by Mustache Glory February 9, 2009
Get the Stache Coupmug.