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Recession

Recession is when you go to the market and could not buy anything because of bad government management
Recession - Nigeria government (2020)
by ussy04otu November 24, 2020
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Biddienomical recession

The lack of biddies( hot women) in a certain area over a given amount of time.
jake " yo where the biddies at?"
austin " Dude such a Biddienomical recession."
by biddie nation October 23, 2011
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Rat recession

A disruption that has occured every 12 years since Generation Z began, starting just before the year of the rat each time.
These Generation Z folks have been taught that taking orders is right and questioning them is wrong, so as long as they don't wake up and fight with the rest of us, nobody will have much job security in the future, including them. Every time there is another rat recession, they will lose their illusion of any rights they thought they had for the past years before that.
by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021
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Recess Wedding Epidemics

Recess Wedding Epidemics are when two popular kids in 2nd - 5th grade have a recess wedding (see recess wedding) and magically, everyone else has one too. Recess wedding epidemics can last from a week to the end of the school year. They usually can't be stopped easily by teachers, but it's possible. When they can't be stopped, it's either because:
1. The same kids (or different ones) who started it had another recess wedding.
2. The other kids look up to their Kid Couple of the Week, and therefore it doesn't stop until the recess relationship stops.
3. Kids have ✨hidden✨ recess weddings and it looks like it stopped for a bit until some dumb kids don't get the memo and suddenly even the bathroom floor germs know about Little Jimmy's recess wedding and it usually stops there.
Kid 1: Hey, did you hear? Jessica and Tommy started a recess wedding epidemic. Man, i hate them.
Kid 2: I dunno, Tommy helped me hold hands with Susie, so we might have a recess wedding.
Kid 1: Not you too! Frick recess wedding epidemics.
by BiodegradableBabies August 29, 2020
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Recess

The shittiest school break ever. Its incredibly short and you are back to pain and misery after that short period of time.
The kid who couldn't catch up with homework: Recess fucking sucks
by BoredAssRandom May 22, 2021
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homozygous recessive birthday bash smash

Matt’s signature move on Sundays with Allie.
“Hey Allie get ready because I’m about to homozygous recessive birthday bash smash you!”
by Allie Lovr May 16, 2018
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The Recession

A common phrase used to blame the problems of a person on the current recession
I heard STDS are caused by The Recession
by not2pac July 6, 2011
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