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Psychic Skidmarks

Damage to your psyche caused by an unusually large brain fart.
Bob forgot to get Betty Sue a present for her birthday and now he has to deal with the psychic skidmarks.

Bob was in bed with Betty Sue and he called her 'Raymundo' at the height of passion. He's been dealing with the psychic skidmarks ever since.
by thaitied December 31, 2008
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I Psychically Abuse Everyone I

I Psychically Abuse Everyone I
I Psychically Abuse Everyone I
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psychic limp

A personality defect, neurosis or phobia that interferes with someones ability to function normally.
Jane will never be able to have an honest relationship with anyone. Her dyfuntional family and upbringing has left her with a psychic limp.
by Nato22996 October 21, 2009
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Perfect psychic

The most powerful form in existence created purely by psychic energy, nothing may be more powerful or stronger than this

This form can obliterate the entire memeverse 1,000,000,000 times over using less than 0.00000001% of its power.

It is immune to all forms of psychic power and hypnotisation.

Beings such as chuck noris have not survived even the softest flick.
Perfect psychic Is a form i really want to achieve
by anonymous January 9, 2023
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Oscar Nunez and the psychic

Oscar Nunez and the psychic is a two man band known for their funky and silly songs.

Song examples, two trees having sex with a truck, Asian planet providers, and you are my food
Have you heard of Oscar Nunez and the psychic?
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psychic parasite

A transdimensional being who thrives on the tears of small children. A meme with psychic ability that only exists in this universe through the minds of it's hosts. In a parallel universe these creatures are monstrous and disgusting.
Meth addiction is caused by psychic parasites.
by Benzadrilla March 28, 2019
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Psychic

A person who carries many descriptions, but attracts $50 for a question.
I'm a psychic. $50 for a question. I love pork pies. Drew Carey finally has competition.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020
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