Pussy Pleaser

A guy shit talking until a sexy girl is near. Then he pretends to be mature and respectable.

I was talking to a guy at a bar about the last time we got hit in the nuts, but he went full pussy pleaser when the hot blond sat near us.

by Mack McJack May 21, 2022

Penis Pleaser

A Penis Pleaser is you.

"Hello Penis Pleaser 9,000"

by Sillywords69 March 5, 2022

Malteser pleaser

Another name for someone’s asshole or anus

“God i would love to stick it in her Malteser pleaser”

by Yourtitsbelonginamorgue March 8, 2023

prostate pleaser

When a man shits a log so wide that it presses up against his prostate, evoking a sense of euphoria and potential light-headedness as it passes.

Brian had been so backed up for the past few days that he was afraid taking a shit would hurt, but to his surprise just the opposite happened, his shit that day turned out to be a prostate pleaser.

by 1337-F337-100P June 19, 2018