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Soaking Newman

When an individual inserts high potency ammonia smelling salts into their own anus resulting in what some would consider hazardous flatulence, commonly practiced in the homosexual community to increase awareness and arouse consciousness during long bouts of gay sex.
Kept falling asleep last night during the gang bang, had to soak a Newman to stay awake. The Soaking Newman always works
by Mr. Carriage June 12, 2025
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Glazed Newman

That shining face, like a sweaty Seinfeld Newman, you get after spending time at the Y.
My boy came out the bedroom in Glazed Newman after putting in 20 minutes at the Y.
by Kennysack79 November 23, 2021
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Andy Newman

I'm going all Andy Newman on this tomato bruv.
by Lordoftheimps March 17, 2022
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Newmaning

Pretending your a fan of a team after they win the championship when in reality you’re only a hater of said teams rival.
Look at that guy over there newmaning over the Red Sox winning the chip; I could’ve sworn he a Mets fan just last week!
by Wobet Mit October 29, 2018
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The Dutch Paul Newman

Defecating on the covers and rubbing it in your partners face.
I one upped her Dutch Oven by giving her The Dutch Paul Newman. Afterwords she broke up with me and I had to buy a new bed.
by Paco1568 October 30, 2011
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Aaron Newman

A child who uses fat to crush his opponents
Aaron Newman crushes Jake’s chair due to his weight
by Monkey crusher February 8, 2024
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