Newmaned

Never giving the full story when asking for help to make decisions. A pouter, like Eyore, never taking responsibility and taking the "well I didn't know" excuse.

She Newmaned me again..

by Poopwood October 14, 2021

jamie newman

pretending to do work, also can be used to describe someone sneak around

Dude i pull a jamie newman and how i am promote to supervisor

by faking work October 08, 2016

Summer Newman

Anyone named Summer Newman must suck their mans dick when they want to

Summers man: Suck my dick!
Summer: Fine, only because my name is Summer Newman

by khosty November 03, 2019

Soaking Newman

When an individual inserts high potency ammonia smelling salts into their own anus resulting in what some would consider hazardous flatulence, commonly practiced in the homosexual community to increase awareness and arouse consciousness during long bouts of gay sex.

Kept falling asleep last night during the gang bang, had to soak a Newman to stay awake. The Soaking Newman always works

by Mr. Carriage June 12, 2025

Glazed Newman

That shining face, like a sweaty Seinfeld Newman, you get after spending time at the Y.

My boy came out the bedroom in Glazed Newman after putting in 20 minutes at the Y.

by Kennysack79 November 23, 2021

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Andy Samberg Andy Sameverg Is Minato Namikaze And Anna Newman Is Kushina Uzumaki Namikaze

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

Doing a Newman

The act of shitting your pants.

"Hey did you hear, I heard he was doing a Newman at camp"

by Nick Uscinski August 29, 2019