microwaved chad

It is like a chad but microwaved. This can be used as an insult

You look like a microwaved chad.

by Almondsssss August 4, 2021

microwave noise

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*beep*
*beep* *beep*
Also a meme

Microwave Makeing microwave noisesHmmmmmmmmmm * beep*

Bob oh my popcorns done

by Nooblegend2769 May 7, 2020

American Microwave

Farting in the presence of other people inside a car with all the windows rolled up and the heater on. Not to be confused with the Dutch Oven that requires the farter and someone else underneath a blanket.

Scenerio: Driving down the freeway on a cold winter day.
Comment: "Eww Josh! It stinks in here!"
Reply: "Yes, I just created an American Microwave."

by Joshua Tad November 22, 2007

Japanese Microwave

To fart under the covers of a bed and then use the bed sheet to fan and focus the noxious gas to your partners face, a quick version of the Dutch oven

Toni let rip a huge one and Fin quickly flicked the blanet giving her a Japanese microwave.

by MasterFish April 25, 2013

Microwave Pussy

Noun- A woman with a STD which makes your penis uncomfortably hot when you insert your falice into her. Most common STD is Gonorrhea aka 'The Clap'.

'I took dis bitch home las nite and found out she had a microwave pussy from my boy in a text message, so I wrapped that shit up with saran wrap'

by Borsty B June 8, 2009

Microwave bomb

When your microwaving something and you try to get a bunch of stuff done before the beep goes off and if you cant make it back in time you jump behind the couch because in your mind it will explode at the beep.

Roomie: Dude why does the microwave always say :01 I always have to reset it to cook stuff.

Me: Uhhh cuz I dont want the house to explode from the microwave bomb.

Roomie: ........

Me: .........

by bennyhaha February 4, 2010

microwaved pizza

A friend with benefits. Comes from episode 14, season 3 of House M.D.

Cameron: We're both healthy, and busy people. We work together so it's convenient.
Chase: Like... microwaved pizza?
Cameron: And of all the people I work with, you're the least likely I'll fall in love with.
Chase: Like... microwaved pizza.

Jannet: Greg, will you be my microwaved pizza?
Greg: I thought you'd never ask.

by ojiru March 25, 2008