Someone is really pushing their luck, they already did something amazing and now they're trying to do something equally amazing.
"Gary just got a promotion and now he wants to take the day off?" " Damn gary's trying to meet the mayor twice."
by A.rush-jussila September 28, 2019

a mi me gustan mayores
by MindsEyeTHPS June 9, 2018

by Mayor Wright October 24, 2018

Peasant 1 - Why Good Day Mayor Pussyface
Mayor Pussyface - Good day commoner
Peasant 2 - My, my, dont you have a terribly unfortunate name Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville
Mayor Pussyface - Why indeed i do, thank you for bringing this to my attention
Mayor Pussyface - Good day commoner
Peasant 2 - My, my, dont you have a terribly unfortunate name Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville
Mayor Pussyface - Why indeed i do, thank you for bringing this to my attention
by Mr Connor October 1, 2007

steps in if for any reason the mayor cannot fulfill HER duties. she can crump like a black girl,grind like a spanish girl, and can also do "the white girl". she screams out random words like jiggyboo and scantua scantua.she's hip!
by jiggyboo March 13, 2008

If you live in Livonia, MI, the mayor is Dennis Wright. Rumor has it that he has a collection of window lickers in alphabetical order.
by LTown122 October 23, 2018

A self-referential term used by friend or colleague who is never not fucked.
Said friend has existed in a negative space for too long a time and has accepted the constant life-fucking they're being subjected to, thus declaring him/herself The Mayor of Fucktown. Typically, they're genuinely happy, if not downright giddy, when someone joins them to wallow in shared misery.
Side-note: self-declared mayors are prone to greetings such as "Welcome to Fucktown!"
Said friend has existed in a negative space for too long a time and has accepted the constant life-fucking they're being subjected to, thus declaring him/herself The Mayor of Fucktown. Typically, they're genuinely happy, if not downright giddy, when someone joins them to wallow in shared misery.
Side-note: self-declared mayors are prone to greetings such as "Welcome to Fucktown!"
Chenille: "My boss just told us no more WFH Fridays (sigh).. welcome to Fucktown."
Ron: "I got fired for drinking on the job and a cop gave me a DUI on the way home. I'm The Mayor of Fucktown!"
Ron: "I got fired for drinking on the job and a cop gave me a DUI on the way home. I'm The Mayor of Fucktown!"
by BlkFlg August 11, 2024
