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Trying to meet the mayor twice

Someone is really pushing their luck, they already did something amazing and now they're trying to do something equally amazing.
"Gary just got a promotion and now he wants to take the day off?" " Damn gary's trying to meet the mayor twice."
by A.rush-jussila September 28, 2019
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a mi me gustan mayores

Spanish for I like them (girls) older
a mi me gustan mayores
by MindsEyeTHPS June 9, 2018
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Mayor Wrights Wet Bed

Where he keeps his prized window licker, matthew
Mayor Wrights wet bed is very bloody today
by Mayor Wright October 24, 2018
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Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville

Possibly the most unfortunate and gayest name EVER
Peasant 1 - Why Good Day Mayor Pussyface

Mayor Pussyface - Good day commoner

Peasant 2 - My, my, dont you have a terribly unfortunate name Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville

Mayor Pussyface - Why indeed i do, thank you for bringing this to my attention
by Mr Connor October 1, 2007
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vice mayor

steps in if for any reason the mayor cannot fulfill HER duties. she can crump like a black girl,grind like a spanish girl, and can also do "the white girl". she screams out random words like jiggyboo and scantua scantua.she's hip!
The vice mayor DARES TO CAREEEE
by jiggyboo March 13, 2008
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Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection

If you live in Livonia, MI, the mayor is Dennis Wright. Rumor has it that he has a collection of window lickers in alphabetical order.
Everyone, come look at Window Licker Micheal in Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection!
by LTown122 October 23, 2018
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The Mayor of Fucktown

A self-referential term used by friend or colleague who is never not fucked.

Said friend has existed in a negative space for too long a time and has accepted the constant life-fucking they're being subjected to, thus declaring him/herself The Mayor of Fucktown. Typically, they're genuinely happy, if not downright giddy, when someone joins them to wallow in shared misery.

Side-note: self-declared mayors are prone to greetings such as "Welcome to Fucktown!"
Chenille: "My boss just told us no more WFH Fridays (sigh).. welcome to Fucktown."

Ron: "I got fired for drinking on the job and a cop gave me a DUI on the way home. I'm The Mayor of Fucktown!"
by BlkFlg August 11, 2024
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