Up the farter

To perform an act of anal sex on a male or female, in my case female

Girlfriend: " No stop it, I'm on the rag "
Boyfriend: " No bother! U'll just have to take it up the farter "

by John Gaskell September 17, 2005

the fartshocker

When a male puts two in the pink and one in the stink, and she farts on his pinky.

Pee uuuu pink stinky stink.

I tried to do ass play but she gave me the fartshocker.

by Squigglespp December 22, 2016

tounguepunch the fartbox

A meathod used by men to rate the beauty and figure of a woman.

She's pretty hot but I'm not saying I would "tounguepunch the fartbox"

by Seymore Clams July 25, 2017

finger me right in the fartbox

it means finger me in the arse

oii mate finger me right in the fartbox

by Big Dec May 13, 2018

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder. Also I pee on cats

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker August 16, 2021

the fartshitters

3 pieces of cinnamon toast crunch with a phone

dude did you see the fartshitters earlier? they were fartshitting

by fronite best game April 20, 2020

suck the farts

term of endearment. an act of worship of the object of your desire. being prepared to do anything to make that person happy

"i love Gill so much I'd suck the farts right out of her arse"

by Bobman UK October 27, 2006