Airtight Eskimo

The act of filling every orifice on a woman with either a dildo formed of ice or a penis just dipped in ice water.

Jennifer's air conditioner was broken yesterday, so I gave her an airtight eskimo to cool her off.

by tipsyjojo May 15, 2017

mex-eskimo

When a mexican wears lots of coats to stay warm and begins to look like an eskimo.

A mexican wearing two coats, a scarf, and one of the coats' hood is up and has something like fur around the edge of the hood. This is a mex-eskimo.

by Butter Sauce January 24, 2013

eskimo nuts

When ones testicles become frozen during the extreme cold of winter.

I can't shovel anymore. I have Eskimo nuts .

by Ellio's Pizza December 15, 2016

eskimo gift

Gift given to an Eskimo Brother to retain bro status after screwing the Eskimo Brother's ex for the first time.

"Dude, isn't your friend pissed you banged his ex girlfriend?"

"Nahh, I hooked him up with an eskimo gift."

by M. Pullet December 17, 2015

australian eskimo

The act of making a woman orgasm using nothing but your nose.

A 'down under' version of an Eskimo kiss

Look at that guys nose, I wouldn't mind him giving me an Australian Eskimo

by mragon April 18, 2016

Eskimo bros

1. A joke from "the league"

2. When 2 guys manage to stick their dicks in the same girl on seperate occasions.

Bro you fucked my mom to eskimo bros

by smallmouse12 April 16, 2022

Eskimo Envy

When you do not get to sleep with someone, who has been intimate with everyone else in the circle of friends. This can lead to the development of Eskimo Envy, whose other symptoms include a proclivity to eat ice cream and frozen yogurt but deriving no joy from the experience, a general frigidity with that circle of friends, as well as the desire to mail order a Snuggie.

Mark, Kyle and Josh and friends. Amy has slept with Mark and Kyle, but not Josh. Mark and Kyle are now Eskimo brothers, but as Josh has not been allowed into the igloo, he develops Eskimo Envy as a result

by Herr Seifenblasen May 7, 2016