Colin

Colin can sometimes be charming but most of the time he is very annoying. While you are working, he will search up hot guys. He will change all of your sources into video game references. This is a warning, NEVER work with a Colin.

Guy 1: We need to work on this project!
*Colin is staring at hot guys*
Colin: ohhhh, ahhhhhhh.
Guy 1: oh Jesus.

by Lexy_Boy December 2, 2018

Colin

Colin is gay

Damn colin gay tho

by SexGod82 November 2, 2020

colinize

1. The process by which a guy named Colin (like in the movie Love Actually) goes somewhere new and tries to have sex with as many women as possible. Also known as Colinization.

2. To spread an STD.

WARNING: Side effects of colinization include ball-scratching, the motto "Whether in war or love, never pull out," and occasionally a Chimpanzee mating ritual of shaking a tree branch and pointing to the genitals.

Person A: Why's Colin over at the ADPi house?

Person B: He's trying to Colinize.

Person A: Ohhhh, so that's why he's shaking that tree branch at your girlfriend....

by Easy Kompany December 31, 2012

colin

ripped nerd

colin is ripped nerd

by colinsgirlfriend March 17, 2022

colin

a straight man who’s also a twink

“hey did you see colin? is he gay”

“nah he’s just albino”

by hotpeopleliketaylorswift April 19, 2022

Colin

Someone who has never once lost in 8ball.

Colin is good at 8ball

by Colin8ball May 16, 2020

Colin

Was the first man to have cholesterol and diabetes due to being fat. Also can eat for 10 people and has approximately 20 meals a day. Some might compare him to a whale but that’s too generous. More like the mass of the sun. By default he has a wagon tho so I’d smash. 6/10

Me: yo you heard about the sinkhole in El Monte?

Some nerd: yeah dude
Me: I heard it was because one of Colin’s ass cheeks caved into the earth

by Itsjustbanter69 May 3, 2019