Blazer Band

A musical group, usually from the early 2000’s, that begins to experience a degree of success in which they feel obligated to create a facade of professionalism by wearing blazers over semi casual attire in press photos and during performances.

Dude #1: Yo, I saw Spoon at the Windjammer last night.

Dude #2: Sick. How was it?
Dude #1: It was alright. But I feel like it’s been ten years and they’re still just blazer band, try hard status though.

Dude #2: Weak.

by Hipsterstew October 17, 2021

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straight jackson fire blazer

something rather stupendously amazing or 10/10

that food was straight jackson fire blazer

by mya the god February 20, 2021

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Chronic blazer

Someone who smokes weed all the time

miss is a chronic blazer

I know, I've seen her smoke 4 zoots today. mad ting!

by yhyh December 21, 2013

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Trail Blazer

While mostly known as the car, the Trail Blazer is when a hairy whore leaves a gary the snail trail of penguin seamin off her pussy after rubbing it off on the carpet giving her third degree burns and a red puss.

That girl is a fucking trail blazer. You should have seen my apartment last night, bro.

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Blazer vlogs

The most goatee utoob channel evir. So skibidi rizzler fanum gyat 1 2 buckle my shoe sussy among us imporster Baka Kai cenat rizzler goat. Go send Ursels back to Ohio bc the skibiddi toilet grandma is not happy and will fanum tax you. Bro got that Ohio level rizzler. There u can meet Livy dunne and baby gronk where they will greet thou with a grimace shake.

Skibiddi sigma travels young rizzler,
Ohio alpha wolf ^-^

Woman: ommggg ur so hot
Man: thank you. I am an alpha
Woman: *moans* you must watch blazer vlogs
Man: ofc. Get in my car

by Oboubf81h30[ocj hybfaiuebc May 2, 2024

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