Nip It In The Balls

To effectively and extremely painfully put an end to a problem before it grows worse.

Sam "Hey I heard you got stacy pregnant."

Tim "Oh that issue I had to Nip It In The Balls by pushing her down a flight of stairs"

Sam "Is she Ok?"

Tim "Not at all Sam, Not at all"

by HarryBalzonya March 28, 2011

freeze the balls off a brass monkey

The cannon balls on a man o' war were stacked and held in place by a brass ring on the deck known as a brass monkey. In cold weather the sea spray would turn to ice thus freezing the cannon balls together and onto the ring.

Hence the expression "It's cold enough to freeze balls on a brass monkey" or simply "brass monkey weather". Note that the correct phrase is "on" NOT "off" a "brass monkey". The expression is often corrupted to hint at an association with a man's testicles balls

by TimB June 12, 2005

Til the balls come home

A fairly uncreative, but slightly more satisfying variation of 'Til the cows come home.' It gives you an excuse to say 'balls' and this definition provides a reference if anyone calls you out for it. This is legit, person being shown this definition by someone you just heard say 'Til the balls come home.'

'How late do you have to work tonight?'
'Literally all goddamn night. I'm going to be at work until the balls come home.'
'That's not a saying.'
'Sure it is. Check urban dictionary.'

by yeti_detective August 23, 2012

Being Kicked in the Balls

The pain of being kicked in the balls is like nothing else. it hurts way more that your average punch. it can even kill a man and make your voice sound like a 9 year old kid raging in fortnite and yet, those hoes are complaining that giving birth is the worst pain in the world.. they kn ow nothing

Random Thot that Tyrone smashed: Yo Tyrone u gonna pay child sapport?!?
Tyrone: FUCK U BITCH. I AINT PAYING SHIT
Random Thot that Tyrone smashed: Fuck u *kicks Tyrone in the balls*
Tyrone: AH SHIT NIGGA BY BALLLS!!! BEING KICKED IN THE BALLS IS THE WORST! *Dies*

by odlethenoodle October 12, 2019

getting kicked in the balls

some say getting kicked in the balls is not as bad as child birth. Well guess what it is scientifically proven the the pain of child birth is 57 del units of pain and getting kicked in the balls is fucking 9000 del units. so the answer is getting kicked in the balls is more painful. it is like giving birth 160 times and broking all of you bones at the same time. so short answer is FUCKING HURTS.

"hey did you hear that hunter got kicked in the balls"
" oh shit i feel bad for him and I wouldn't want to be him"

"getting kicked in the balls must suck"

by kakashi is lord November 17, 2020

getting kicked in the balls

it doesn’t actually hurt that much. it’s just something us guys made up and exaggerated to gain attention and invalidate other people’s pain.

“getting kicked in the balls is the most over-exaggerated experience since the dawn of time”

by superg101 May 19, 2022

Bring the balls

To bring some skill into a sport, ie. football, basketball.

Fredriqe: "Oh, touchdown! That's six!"
Alphonse: "Way to bring the balls, man. Nice TD."

by Everybody's Homefry April 16, 2008