government agent

"I'm a government agent" means "I recieve financial aid such as disability, unemployment, etc, from the government".

Mike and Jeff are "government agents". Their "mission" this week is to investigate the coastline for any interesting persons and/or activites.

by Jack Hoffa, CIA void work June 17, 2009

Travel Agent

Drug dealer who specializes in psychedelics.

I want to trip, but need to go see my travel agent first.

by Flik off December 15, 2018

Agent astroturfeur

Person who mischievously promotes division in another organisation (generally political) by creating the impression of grassroots support for a contender for a leadership position. See astroturf.

After the Blue Party flopped in the elections, Diane Ale blogged that support for Squirrel Nutkin for leader was growing. She's such an an agent astroturfeur.

by Gus Friar May 18, 2007

brick agent

FBI agent of the lowest rank

- Wow, he works for the FBI?
- Well, he is just a brick agent.

by saramar77 October 15, 2017

undercover agent

A bed fart that stays under the duvet and goes unnoticed.

Anna: I'm going to get a glass of wa... Eww!
Jack: shouldn't have moved! I planted an undercover agent

by Si6263738 September 29, 2013

Agent 0

One of the best combo guards of all time best known for his time as a Wizard with the jersey number 0: Gilbert Arenas

Did you see Agent 0 in the All-Star game?

by Skatenbbal August 21, 2011

Agent Tuesday

This is a nickname for a cunt. CUNT can be defined as C U Next Tuesday. Instead of using the foul term, you refer to them as an Agent Tuesday.

That chick is always nasty, she's a real Agent Tuesday.

by NatashArmstrong July 7, 2011