one hit wheelchair weed

A weed, so powerful, that taking only one hit, will cause you to need a wheelchair.

Man, I got some good shit, it's one hit wheelchair weed.

by i April 29, 2003

i will make you a wheelchair

A widely used term for showing respect to your friend in New Zealand

Bob: completes every dare he's ever be asked by Gary

Gary:dude you've done every dare I've asked since we met now I will make you a wheelchair

by The cunt on the dunny February 7, 2019

National Wheelchair Beautification Month

Founded by Horace Knowles suggesting attaching a florist’s water tube near the top of a wheelchair by means of Velcro and inserting the real or artificial flower of your choice. It brightens the day not only for the wheelchair occupant, but for everyone they pass.

I can't wait for National Wheelchair Beautification Month.

by h0twh33ls17 July 11, 2011

One-armed waiter in a wheelchair

A term used to describe slow service in a restaurant or bar

Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch

by Dip Veteran May 20, 2024

Wheelchair gunning

When you do a drive-by in a wheelchair

Did you hear about the wheelchair gunning that happened yesterday?

by ShaftMaster69N April 9, 2017

wheelchair Nigel

Nigel reaches 3MPH breaking the wheelchair world land speed record

wheelchair Nigel travels at break speed

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

dusty wheelchair

The nastiest Spread position imaginable!

My favorite sex position is the dusty wheelchair.

by Blunt Slut May 23, 2016