stalker

a horrible horney fucking bastard who is a player and wants his dick to get some attention which we all know wont happen thank god

goes by the name of josh, (aka,frank,minnie mouse)who we all hate

by kristin June 25, 2004

stalker

emily sika

"you know that girl emily sika?"
"you mean that girl who is a stalker and likes everyones pictures and knows everything about everyone?"
"yeah, she appeared at my house last night"

by SUSANBANTHONY June 24, 2012

Stalker

A small and annoying mexican twat who strives to be exactly like his one and only master, hydrochu. Often found in local brothels sucking large amounts of penis.

To stalker, To want to be like hydro.
To stalker, To such alot of man penis.

by dogbadge April 7, 2003

Stalker

to own luke the penix

to pwn luke the penix

by goatsebadge April 7, 2003

stalker

Man or women who is attracted to you in the creepiest way.
Could do all of the below:

. Find every single bit of information there is about you on Facebook
. Stare at you with a creepy smile every second of the day
. You may find them standing outside your window
. Usually someone very unattractive
. They will appear at every restaurant/café you go to
. Will drool whenever looking at you

CAUTION: If you come across a stalker, take three steps back and run.

Guy 1: Dude, I think the new girl's a stalker...

Guy 2: *gasps* I'll book you a ticket to Africa. Pack your bags... QUICK!

by Poodam September 19, 2015

Stalker

A person who Google you until they can find contact information

Im a stalker... i searched him by using Google to find him

by Meow12399 March 15, 2016

stalker

stalker normally follows people around and stares at there ass as much as the possible can stalkers can be from
fat to skinny it dosent really matter there all shapes sizes and types

landon at wlms wont stop being a stupid gay stalker.

by rawr12345 November 26, 2006