Shrek

Shrek is a god like figure in which we must sacrifice our dignity and will to serve him. If you do not follow these steps his loyal subject donkey will kill you and serve you to shrek

Someone: God is the highest power
Everyone else: No shrek

by Jarret Giroux June 9, 2021

Shrek

The exact definition of God. He has his own religion, and he is our holy savior

Person 1- “Hey why are you always praying to that onion

Person 2- “Sorry man, i’m praying to my holy god, Shrek”

by ChaoticSnail June 24, 2019

Shrekking it

When, after smoking a large amount of marijuana, a person actually becomes green in the face, appearing slightly like Shrek from the movie, Shrek

Collin: Dude, Nathan you smoked so much weed.

Nathan: Uhh.... Dude....

Jackson: Nathan, you're like... Shrekking it right now, you're so high.

Collin: Yeah dude, you're totally green.

by Greenmanman November 27, 2009

Shrek

The guy that'll fuck your lord farquad and will steal the princes

OH shrek stop please OOOHHH NOT THE ANAL

by -OwO- November 1, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is a slang word for The Christian Bible.

Did you see the new version of Shrek?

by Shrektile December 18, 2018

Shrek

Shit on a plate and use the shit as lube and fuck the partner in the ass hole while he plays Shrek The video Game

I'm Gunna SHREK the shit out of u;)

by nictendo64 September 8, 2011

Shrek

Unit of measurement for time. One shrek is equal to 1 hour and 35 minutes, which is also the length of the movie.

"See you in a shrek!" (1h35')
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47'30'')
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)

by tacboss1234 May 30, 2018