by TheRealF'NDeal January 6, 2014

someone who desperatly needs a brace but has oral hygene so bad they get rejected by the dentist. so their oral health deteriorates until they have 'Shredders' Yellow, misplaced, missing goofy teeth. they are immensly reselient yet badly decayed, they are useful and the build up of plaque has doubled up as a protective coating so they are virtually indestructable
by myonduesp99 February 4, 2009

The act in which a hillbilly from Mississippi steals a hot muffler from his neighbor’s running car and uses it to violently circumcise himself.
by Lord WizarD III October 30, 2020

ur such a shredder
by brafy November 23, 2021

The shedder is in fact the strongest human on this earth, the shredder has an amazing 6 pack the shredder is a pro hurler and can sail the 7 seas when she feels like it, the shredder can be seen in a gym 24/7. Shredding. The shredders catchphrase is “sorry I was to busy shredding” if u want to see the shredder in person she will be preforming as one of the scary ppl at nightmare realm as the shredder can scare anybody. The shredder likes to prank ppl altough she still has yet to successfully prank the what’s
Person1:OMG ITS THE SHREDDER
Person2: OMG IM GONNA FAINT SHES SO SHREDDED
The shredder!: sorry didn’t see you there I was to busy SHREDDING
Person2: OMG IM GONNA FAINT SHES SO SHREDDED
The shredder!: sorry didn’t see you there I was to busy SHREDDING
by WATTS THE WAT November 8, 2018

by C00per77@t May 6, 2019

A pirate shredder is when a female is performing oral sex with cap'n crunch in her mouth and when you ejaculate you scream swab the deck then continue to ejaculate blood all over her body as if she was being shot with cannon balls.
You : yo I was fucking lindsay lastnight and she gave me a pirate shredder.
Ya boi: yo for real?
You : yeah there was blood everywhere.
Ya boi: yo for real?
You : yeah there was blood everywhere.
by A well known wigger March 31, 2021
