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Shredder

(Noun) A person extremely proficient in down hill alpine skiing. A person that partakes in down hill alpine skiing with grace and style. Not to be confused with a Skier. A person who just gets down the mountain in one piece.
Dude, check out that shredder ripping down the mountain. Those shredders rip it up effortlessly as compared to those darn skiers clogging up the mountain.
by Captain Jack Sparrow13 February 3, 2022
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Shredder

A man so bald it looks like someone has shredded his head with a law mower. Then finished it with danish oil and wax
Person 1: that guy Freddie is such a shredder

Person 2: Davies is a real shredder though.
by Slutchamber42 May 11, 2021
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Pirate shredder

A pirate shredder is when a female is performing oral sex with cap'n crunch in her mouth and when you ejaculate you scream swab the deck then continue to ejaculate blood all over her body as if she was being shot with cannon balls.
You : yo I was fucking lindsay lastnight and she gave me a pirate shredder.
Ya boi: yo for real?
You : yeah there was blood everywhere.
by A well known wigger March 31, 2021
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Scandinavian Cheese Shredder

Two Scandinavian men and a woman are having a gangbang when the woman pulls out a cheese grater and proceeds to shave the skin of their penises and cut off all their pubes. She then puts the duck skin shavings and pubes on nachos and microwaves it and forces the men to consume it.
The Scandinavian Cheese shredder I saw on TV was so well done!
by Btrain8585 March 22, 2017
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Shredder bug

Joe: that shredder bug got me again.
Dave: don’t worry i can handle it
by Pat46895 January 21, 2022
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Ball shredder

When you stick you balls in a paper shreder and they jam half way though
Ball shredder a better than ball strechers
by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020
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Shredder betty

by Akoivu March 13, 2021
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