Prayers are Sprayers

Girls who are seemingly innocent are often the most kinky.
Dude I heard she goes to church with her family every Sunday.

You know what they say, Prayers are Sprayers.
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Asr prayer

The asr prayer prayed just after noon it's the 3rd of five formal daily prayers performed by practicing muslims, the formal daily prayers of Islam comprise different numbers of units called rak'at, the asr prayer has 4 obligatory rak'at, the first two fard rak'at are prayed aloud, and the 3rd and 4th prayed silently.
Ahmed: did you go for the asr prayer today?

Ali: yes, the mosque was full of people today.
by MORBINON III June 16, 2022
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Prayer Rape

When someone prays over you without consent or ignoring your objection.
Religious person: Can i pray for you?
Me: No thank you.

Religious person : *puts hands over me and starts to pray.
Me: Dude, you just prayer raped me!
by Brey666 January 4, 2020
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navy prayer

A prayer for those moments in the navy when you have no business surviving a situation. When you should be dead, but for some inexplicable reason, you survive. When that happens, you know there is a higher power, and you thank him. Or her.

Akin to: “There are no atheists in foxholes,” but specific to the navy.
Example 1: The navy fighter pilot ejected from the airplane. Realizing he should not have survived the ejection, the pilot said a quick navy prayer as he (she) hung in his (her) parachute.

Example 2: Two thousand miles from land, the sailor was blown off the flight deck of an aircraft carrier and survived the 100-foot fall only to watch the ship stream away. When he was recovered, the sailor said the navy prayer was his (her) only hope.
by CSRunn February 8, 2023
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Dial-a-Prayer

Calling 9-1-1 for emergency services in any large city. Response time is so poor that you'll be dead before help arrives anyway.
I called Dial-A-Prayer but the soonest they can get anyone out is 45 minutes.
by Willycallit August 11, 2012
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Prayer Palms

In attempt to fist a female with both hands, when the girl is too tight, you stick both palms of the hands together in a prayer position to stretch open the vagina.
I couldn't double fist her, so instead I used prayer palms to spread open her pussy.
by Facedownazzup November 22, 2018
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prayer of aggro

1. An action that causes immediate aggravation and hostility from those around you

Origin- Slang term for the spell "Prayer of Healing" used by priests in World of Warcraft. In early versions of the game, it was infamous for generating large amounts of aggro, making it almost unusable in group or raid settings. Later updates have lessened the amount or importance of aggro, but the name is still used in some circles.

see also- aggro bomb
"Things were going great until I cast prayer of aggro and I got rofled by adds!"
by keleynal July 31, 2012
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