play the pink oboe

To stroke the penis; to masturbate.

Mark, don't play the pink oboe! Get out of the bathroom and let me use the toilet!

by pentozali August 28, 2006

Play the back nine.

Fuck a slut ass cunt whore in her ass.

After I busted in her stank ass pussy, I said bitch turn over, then I played the back nine.

by Griz April 18, 2004

the british play

What people say instead of Macbeth, a play thats name is cursed. Three years ago when it was performed on Broadway they called it Macbeth instead of the British play and three people died. If you say it in a theater you either get hurt or die.

Stupid Person-Thats stupid. Nothing will happen if I say Macbeth. **Dies a horrible, slow, painful death.

Thespian-I told you so. You are supposed to call it the British play.

by holly the ginger kid. July 10, 2007

play the piano

pleasure yourself

Sammy loves to play the piano to bbd's all day and night

by YEGIRLLLL July 23, 2011

to play the weird cello

to give someone a handjob

i was playing the weird cello last night when my favorite song came on

by tala November 24, 2003

play the polite

(verb) When someone "plays the polite", that means they act AS IF they were polite, but in fact they might not be that polite.

Don't tryta play da polite.

by Fangsta December 15, 2003

Play the silent flute

Performing fellatio

My father used to play the silent flute on stage

by MimeLover July 29, 2017