Midwest Male

Essentially a Sigma Male who is very talkative.
He's defined by his lack of awareness for privacy and personal space.

"Tom is such a Midwest Male. He wouldn't shut up at the urinals"

by Closetobegood January 26, 2022

Midwest Tumbleweed

A discarded fast food bag or wrapper being tumbled about by the wind.

What's that in the road?

Looks like a Midwest Tumbleweed.

by blackstardust December 31, 2023

Midwest

Only people who live in the Midwest know what it is. It is a collection of U.S. States that have been forgotten about by people who live outside of it. These states consist of Iowa, Minnesota, Nebraska, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, and many more. These states are unknown to the outside world but surprisingly populated.

Guy 1: I'm from Iowa
Guy 2: What's an Iowa?
Guy 1: It's a state in the midwest
Guy2: What's that?

by TheDoubleZ345 March 4, 2019

Midwest Cocktail

Using a combination of the drugs methamphetamine and heroin at the same time.

I got really methed up on a midwest cocktail on Friday night.

by Bigdude05 June 14, 2022

Midwest Zest

A word that describes the highly questionable things that men do towards each other publicly (not private, if you’re doing it in private it’s not zesty that’s just homosexuality,(which is also ok too)honestly) commonly seen amongst males 17-29 located in suburban midwestern communities.

“Yo so Jacob tried to hit me with some Midwest zest last night”
“Really what’d he do this time?”
“Bro tried to French kiss me”
Other examples:

-“Good Game” Ass slaps
-Dry humping each other
-Staring into each others eyes with an immense amount of passion just before you climax… by ending the game of 2k with a buzzer beater 3.

by YungElderly June 16, 2023

United Midwest Republic

A discord server slightly larger then the authority led by “Cool Kid” a mix of old Minecrafters, C graders and Mock government enjoyers. It’s usually in chaos 99% of the time because of the retarded members and admins.

Joe: I love the United Midwest Republic!
Chad: Is that not the server that narrowly avoids collapse every day?

by sealandic based man November 12, 2022

Midwest lean

When it’s windy near the Windy City and precipitation is in the atmosphere, you walk with your hood over your head, leaning forward to prevent the rain/sleet/snow from smacking you in your face.

It's not a bad snow, but it's so windy it's got you doing the Midwest lean. Hoods up, heads down!

by JosephPeterB November 21, 2024