midwest

the absolute worst place in the us, somehow managing to surpass the mid-ness of texas, this hellhole of a place is absolutely infested with homophobes, strange patriots (the ones who spend their nonexistent money on too much america merch) and trump supporters. so wear a maid dress just to piss them off. or better yet dont come here.
(source: am from the midwest)

ITS CALLED THE MIDWEST BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE THING IN IT IS MID - random tiktokers being based for once

by xX_Peachy_Xx March 29, 2022

Midwest Cicada

When you get your taint tickled and your balls squeezed at the same time and cum without warning, leading to a high pitched scream of pleasure.

Dude, she busted out the midwest cicada last night. It was an absolute mess.

by thedrunkriders April 4, 2024

Midwest Santa

When someone brings a case of beer over to your house for a party, drinks one, and leaves the rest in your fridge.

"damn, Brian left 4 bottles of Bud light in the fridge"
"MF is always pulling a Midwest Santa"

by Melvin2366 April 2, 2023

midwest request

Repeatedly asking for a favor without actually making the request; usually in a passive aggressive manner

Me: my mom is midwest requesting me to come over this weekend to help her move.
Friend: how many times has she texted you about it?

Me: FORTY

by jay-kray November 8, 2017

Midwest Cocktail

Using a combination of the drugs methamphetamine and heroin in a recreational form.

I got really methed up on a midwest cocktail the other night. I haven't been able to sleep, drink, or eat since.

by Bigdude05 June 14, 2022

Midwest lean

When it’s windy near the Windy City and precipitation is in the atmosphere, you walk with your hood over your head, leaning forward to prevent the rain/sleet/snow from smacking you in your face.

It's not a bad snow, but it's so windy it's got you doing the Midwest lean. Hoods up, heads down!

by JosephPeterB November 21, 2024

United Midwest Republic

A discord server slightly larger then the authority led by “Cool Kid” a mix of old Minecrafters, C graders and Mock government enjoyers. It’s usually in chaos 99% of the time because of the retarded members and admins.

Joe: I love the United Midwest Republic!
Chad: Is that not the server that narrowly avoids collapse every day?

by sealandic based man November 12, 2022