Lawson's clause is a modern adaptation to the traditionally established rule of dating (see "Half your age plus seven") regarding the socially acceptable age difference between couples in a relationship. Lawson's clause stipulates that, when there is an exorbitant amount of money or net worth involved with one of the parties, then the resulting age determined by the established formula is then modified. The resulting acceptable age will be multiplied by zero, and 18 will then added.
For example: a 48 year-old man can date a 31 year-old woman without social scrutiny (48/2=24+7=31). However, if the man is stinking rich, we then divide answer by zero, and add 18 (31x0=0+18=18). Thus, a very wealthy 48 year-old man can date an 18 year-old woman without scrutiny. This works both ways as well, male or female (see Demi Moore).
For example: a 48 year-old man can date a 31 year-old woman without social scrutiny (48/2=24+7=31). However, if the man is stinking rich, we then divide answer by zero, and add 18 (31x0=0+18=18). Thus, a very wealthy 48 year-old man can date an 18 year-old woman without scrutiny. This works both ways as well, male or female (see Demi Moore).
Q: Bill Belichick is dating a 24 year old? He's like 72... isn't that inappropriate?
A: But he's so stinking rich! Lawson's clause grants him an exemption.
A: But he's so stinking rich! Lawson's clause grants him an exemption.
by Muslim Goat February 21, 2025
A nag
Cindy Lawson: Brush your teeth. Read Machiavelli. Vegetables. Get off the couch. Call me. You're wasting time. No magic cards. Look at this. What's your point. He's no good. You're in trouble. Don't take that tone here. Use your words. I'm telling your father. Hurry up. Stand up. Sit down... (and on and on)
Me: *runs away*
Me: *runs away*
by bogosuperelf July 25, 2020
Like the style of cocktail, in which a mix of liquor and flavoring are combined over ice in a tall glass, The Henry Lawson Highball is derived from the act of having sex with a woman who riding you "cowgirl style" proceeds to expel ejaculatory liquid from her pussy through orgasm. While this is going on, the intense pushing from the females pelvic region causes the mans bridge of skin from the head of the penis to the shaft to tear and begin to bleed at the same time as reaching orgasm and he himself ejaculating.
The aftermath involves the man being covered in female ejaculate, semen and blood on his torso and stomach, to which the woman mixes it together in his belly button and drinks it like a shot.
The aftermath involves the man being covered in female ejaculate, semen and blood on his torso and stomach, to which the woman mixes it together in his belly button and drinks it like a shot.
Last night I picked up that slut from the pub, mixed her a Henry Lawson Highball, it was intense! I had to wrap my dick in a towel for an hour after.
by The Kingsbray Chookie May 06, 2019
The most beautiful and amazing girl you will ever meet. She is outgoing and her smile is breathtaking. A she is shy and has a beautiful voice. Hallie Lawson is the perfect girl.
by SG999 April 01, 2021
by Randomly random December 05, 2024
An actual dumbass that is bad in bed with his boyfriend and dose magic tricks for little kids in the back of his white van
by Urieday November 25, 2017