n. It's a mega kwl gamer that rocks on Final Fantasy.
Usually has lingual dexterity.
A- (listens to the conversation)
B- (Kool gamer) ya da Kraken zoomda in Greek, i can't type today nom nom!
A- *whispers to my friend "Kraken gamer" (with a cute smile)
Usually has lingual dexterity.
A- (listens to the conversation)
B- (Kool gamer) ya da Kraken zoomda in Greek, i can't type today nom nom!
A- *whispers to my friend "Kraken gamer" (with a cute smile)
by Cupcake GI Jane September 30, 2011
Get the Kraken gamermug. A Kraken is a highly aggressive highly dominant sub species of ”Karen.” Only a Kraken is on a substantial amount psychoactive medications that act as a ipso facto form of crack cocaine. In short, a Kraken is a “Karen on crack.”
The natural habitat is usually Starbucks where they routinely and loudly express dumb opinions. They have been known to gather into packs and hold very crowded “book” clubs in otherwise peaceful and enjoyable environments.
Most of their life is spent on Twitter, trying to get things canceled or bemoaning their own whiteness. They are The quintessential bloodhound of the micro aggression, and they believe the term emotional hemophiliac is a badge of honor. They have been observed in the wild to take approximately 20 selfies a week for Instagram while simultaneously bemoaning the narcissism and ethnocentrism of western Society. Normally lone wolves, they do sometimes gather together In large numbers to show “solidarity” for causes trending that week.
The natural habitat is usually Starbucks where they routinely and loudly express dumb opinions. They have been known to gather into packs and hold very crowded “book” clubs in otherwise peaceful and enjoyable environments.
Most of their life is spent on Twitter, trying to get things canceled or bemoaning their own whiteness. They are The quintessential bloodhound of the micro aggression, and they believe the term emotional hemophiliac is a badge of honor. They have been observed in the wild to take approximately 20 selfies a week for Instagram while simultaneously bemoaning the narcissism and ethnocentrism of western Society. Normally lone wolves, they do sometimes gather together In large numbers to show “solidarity” for causes trending that week.
by Samurai_Jack$ September 28, 2020
Get the Krakenmug. The type of vagina so foul its inner lips have morphed into tentacles. The kraken pussy is of a mean temperament and has been known to put out its tentacles in order to grab and devour anything that comes too near its den.
Kraken pussy can be so deadly and quick it can snatch the hat off of a head without ruffling a single hair.
Victims of the kraken pussy are taken deep into its inner lair where it is rumored to be the actual entrance to Davy Jones locker.
Kraken pussy can be so deadly and quick it can snatch the hat off of a head without ruffling a single hair.
Victims of the kraken pussy are taken deep into its inner lair where it is rumored to be the actual entrance to Davy Jones locker.
Dale: "omg, so I met this woman on tinder last night and I barely escaped with my life! She had a kraken pussy, its tentacles nearly broke my leg!"
Polly: "after years of hard use and putting a lot of miles on my old cooter, it finally grew a tentacle! Little bugger even offered a light for my cigarette! I love my kraken pussy!
Polly: "after years of hard use and putting a lot of miles on my old cooter, it finally grew a tentacle! Little bugger even offered a light for my cigarette! I love my kraken pussy!
by Redlightsquirrel October 24, 2023
Get the Kraken pussymug. Insinuating that you're about to drop a mother load of info that will either completely blow your mind, piss someone off, or make someone upset in a regretful way that makes you actually want to open a bottle of Kraken instead.
Example 1: Jenny hears Bertha talking about something scandalous that's making her nervous because she's about to lose something dear to her. Jenny then falls off the wagon unexpectedly, and says, "Sorry Bertha, but I'm about to release the Kraken." Then she tells Bertha about facts she overheard or knows. Bertha then has a sudden heart attack and dies.
Example 2: Jenny and Bertha are having a joint. Bertha mentions something disturbing in the conversation that makes Jenny "Release the Kraken," or in other words, Jenny then loses her mind and wigs the fuck out because she suspected something bad about it for a long time before the conversation.
Example 2: Jenny and Bertha are having a joint. Bertha mentions something disturbing in the conversation that makes Jenny "Release the Kraken," or in other words, Jenny then loses her mind and wigs the fuck out because she suspected something bad about it for a long time before the conversation.
by BWitched January 8, 2022
Get the Release the Krakenmug. Name of a sea monster that's been sighted along the coast of Norway,
Which appears in ancient myths as cthulhu mythos,
Also appearing in the legend of Perseus.
Son of Hades.
Aliases: the drowned god, kraken codm, gae lord
Which appears in ancient myths as cthulhu mythos,
Also appearing in the legend of Perseus.
Son of Hades.
Aliases: the drowned god, kraken codm, gae lord
Being defined as a sea creature.
Miney is cute, replied smoke
"Back off , he's mine ; replied kraken
Miney is cute, replied smoke
"Back off , he's mine ; replied kraken
by Kraken YT October 28, 2020
Get the Krakenmug. "Kraken somebody" refers to the kinky act of a Kraken or related species to use tentacles in a raughty manner.
by Orphic ichor December 18, 2024
Get the Kraken Somebodymug. Zeus had started really kraken down on the opposition until Perseus turned said tentacled behemoth to stone by showing it Medusa's head.
by QuacksO February 9, 2023
Get the really kraken down on the oppositionmug.