Cock Ferret

Someone being a complete an utter cunt-a-saurus.

God, that bitch is a raging cock ferret!

by Jayme Chaos February 01, 2011

Biscuit Ferret

English term meaning 'individual who attends a social gathering merely to obtain food'.

When Anne had her girlfriends over, Dave became a biscuit ferret as he periodically entered the living room to take cookies.

by floodedbard July 01, 2013

chutney ferreting

See Rimjob for more Information

Basicaly puting your legs behind your head and having some one lick your ass.

"nothing wrong with a bit of chutney ferreting boys" - Joe carter

by theunsungheros April 27, 2006

Kettle Ferret

Derived from the Great SyFy show, Warehouse 13, It is used to say something is Impossible. On the show the kettle is said to grant wishes, but if a wish is impossible it produces a ferret.

It is from the first episode of season 1, Pilot.

Guy One: I've got a date with a Model
Guy Two: Dude, that's less likely than a Kettle Ferret

This is a Kettle Ferret!

by KmJ13 February 01, 2011

ferret legging

A game where a person dons a pair of sweatpants with a drawstring at the waist, and ties at the bottom of each pantleg. They then put a ferret in their pants and close the drawstring, and the person who can withstand the ferocity the longest, wins.

hey tom, let's go ferret legging tonight with the cunts at the pub tonight.

by banquo January 20, 2004

naked ferret

to scamper around nakedly before or after having sex

i'd like to naked ferret him.

by eunice brow January 21, 2008

Ferret Weasel

The Ferret and Weasel are closely related and can interbreed.

The Ferret Weasel is called a "Feasel", and its fur is so fine, you will want to Werret.

by Marten Fisher November 26, 2006