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Chariot Racing

When you and your bro are both hitting it from behind next to each other in the same bed whilst pulling the girls hair, the one to cum first loses.
You up for a game of chariot racing tonight?
by Bare back Brandon November 25, 2018
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Bum chariot

Various carts--i.e. shopping carts and or baskets--strapped together for use of homeless people to transport their worldly possessions. The longer the cart, or bum chariot, the more materialistic, and thus, un-bum-like the individual is to be considered. A true bum chariot is a group of one or more carts attached to a bicycle, where the homeless person in question would be considered the driver, and the useless crap he has for whatever reason assembled would be considered the chariot itself.
Joe: Oh, no. Here comes Smelly Pete.
Jill: Wait...is he on a bike?
Joe: Oh, my God! He is! He's got himself a bum chariot!
Jill: Way to go, Pete!
by Falconkicks March 31, 2011
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The most braindead stand that takes about -2 braincells to be used with it's stupid 2 barrages plus its stupid cw move and its stupid pilot and its stupid yos and its stupid speed buff and its stupid pilot range and also the model looks mad goofy. Thank goodness it got nerfed.
"Hey silver chariot requiem (yba) 1v1?"
"sure"
*scr user proceeds to do the stupid ahh combo that does 97% of ur health*
scr user: "lol fight back ez"
by Yba_man January 3, 2023
mugGet the Silver chariot requiem (yba)mug.

sweat chariot

The sweaty anus of someone who has been, or is in the process of being, penetrated by a phalus (referred to as a centurion).
I pounded that sweat chariot last night, my centurian creamed everywhere.
by stusx10 March 9, 2019
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ponce chariot

A two wheeled motor vehicle, usually a moped covered in ridiculously pointless mirrors and other rubbish that not only lowers the performance of said vehicle but also makes it more unstable. Usually ridden by suit wearing Ponces of fairy boys.
What a ponce chariot!

Little Timmy: "dad, why does that scooter sound like a hair dryer and is covered in mirrors?"
Dad: "that's because it's a Ponce Chatiot, son"
by The Mossfish July 9, 2016
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chariot faced

When a person gets ridiculously out of control and starts breaking things usually while "rocking out" (in reference to the band The Chariot)
Dude! Did you see Kevin plays drums last night? He got straight chariot faced!
by Kevin Laster June 23, 2008
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Seasoned chariot

Action of the word to drife; when someone takes a chariot and rides over a caterpillar, seasoning the chariot with caterpillar insides.
Bro really filled me up like a seasoned chariot
by AncientChariotRider January 8, 2024
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