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drivin' the bitch's car

What worthless darkies do to look "fly", or so they can pimp and deal drugs.
"Look at that yard ape in the Camry. He must be drivin' the bitch's car."
by running out of patience March 20, 2008
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the bitch

1. The person in a group who gets assigned undesirable tasks, gets no respect, etc.

2. Slang for the effeminate one in a homosexual relationship.

3. A variant on seven-card stud poker in which the player who is dealt the queen of spades (the Bitch) face-down (if there is one) splits the pot with the winner. If the Bitch is dealt face up, the entire hand is scrapped and redealt from the beginning, keeping the pot as it was when the Bitch appeared.
1. I feel so sorry for him, he's totally the bitch around them.

2. "Wha- I'm the bitch?!"
"Hey, if we were gay, that's how I'd see it."

3. Who's up for another round of The Bitch?
by Artscrafter June 27, 2005
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The Bitch System

A system that exists in most penitentiaries. Bitches are weaker prisoners that belong to tougher prisoners. Bitches must do whatever their master tells them to, including sexual acts. In return, the Bitch's master protects them from other prisoners.
Guy1: Yo man, I didn't think you were gonna leave prison alive.
Guy2: I woulda died if it wasn't for The Bitch System.
by 5n10 March 12, 2009
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Sip The Bitching

When a person is owned so badly that they are forced to stay quiet.
When someone is shut out in beer pong the losing team would be told to "sip the bitching"
by Miraj June 23, 2008
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follow the bitch

slang for "follow the queen", a variation of seven card poker
"ok boys, this ones gonna be follow the bitch - no bitch, no game."
by Mr. B June 1, 2004
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What the bitch?

by Dorae July 19, 2006
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Ditch the Bitch and make the Switch

Advice given to those unsure about their homosexuality by much wiser and hornier gay men!
"hey man ditch the bitch and make the switch.....come here cutie"
by ouijy February 9, 2004
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