Textually Assault

The act aggressively texting someone, usually in the form of mental domination.

"This guy was texting my girlfriend, so I textually assaulted him."

by East_IKoP February 22, 2010

Textual Relationship

A text (or any electronic device) based relationship in which Geoff is infinitely cooler than Eman, regardless of her claims of superiority.

Despite her denial and views of reality, Sally knew in her heart that Bob was the one wearing the pants in their textual relationship.

by The United State Word Czar November 12, 2012

Textual Tension

When you say something stupid or awkward in an instant or text message and no one wants to respond. It usually ends in a deserted conversation.

Kate had mad textual tension when bobby said he wanted to do it from behind.

by William Arthur Johnson July 4, 2008

Textual relationship

Synonym of "talking"
when two people are attracted to eachother,
anD get to know eachother through nothing but text messages.

Ex. Bobby and Cindy like eachother, but only have a textual relationship.

Their relationship is purely textual

by Fortissimo July 21, 2009

Textually Excited

Being in the state of excitement or elation one experiences upon receiving a text message; Essentially, being excited to have received a text.

We all saw Johnny become textually excited when Liz texted him.

by ReverendSaintReverend May 18, 2010

textual relations

talking about having sex, or any other sexual acts with the person you are texting as if they were happing right then.

Nick: i would lick you and then i would eat you out.

Molly: then i would give you a blow job and then we would fuck.

Nick: i want you soooo bad!

Nick (to his friend): me and molly totally had textual relations last night!

by baby loveeeee June 23, 2008

textual gratification

The high one gets from receiving a text message, particularly a text message related to a romantic/sexual interest. Those who need textual gratification tend to go through periods of anxiety while they are waiting to hear back from people they have texted.

"I need textual gratification, and I need it now!"

by Call Me Mr. Gee June 25, 2009