Unrestrained Hyper-Testicular Secretion Production Syndrome (UHSPS)

UHSPS is defined as a supernatural power and condition where a male produces an insurmountable quantity of precum. Most people will think it’s normal, however only those with UHSPS know that the amount in which they precum is anything but natural. Those with UHSPS usually experience the need for multiple underwear changes through the day and potentially public exposure as the amount will seep through multiple layers on underwear and pants. This phenomenon also begins at the initial thought of sex or arousal before the penis is fully erect, thus those with UHSPS can active their UHSPS with just the thought of their UHSPS. Those with UHSPS also are said to believe that lubrication is a foreign concept because they produce their own naturally. This makes those with UHSPS often sought out after by partners for their natural born gift of self-lubrication. Currently, there is no cure for UHSPS

Did you spill something your pants?

Oh no, that’s just my pre-cum I have Unrestrained Hyper-Testicular Secretion Production Syndrome (UHSPS).

When my ex was giving me a blowjob, he complained, “Sooooo leaky...” due to my UHSPS because he is a little bitch that doesn’t know what’s good for him.

by The Precum Power Rangers June 10, 2020

testicears

earings that hang like balls

JR's ears look like testicears because of his earings

by dunsky83 March 14, 2010

texticular homicide

murder or manslaughter perpetrated by a driver who was texting while driving a vehicle

Hrmm... phone in hand, reports of swerving in and out of the oncoming late, and a dead person in the other car... yep, looks like a clear cut case of texticular homicide! Put the phone down mam' and get out of the car. I SAID PUT THE PHONE DOWN! NOW!!! ...YES GOD DAMMIT...NOW!

by Mystery Meat 4U October 27, 2010

Testiculoria

From the Latin 'testiculum' meaning "of the testicles".

1. Irrational rage or extreme emotion that is uncontrollable especially in men, often with anti-feminist connotations.

2. Like hysteria, but without having anything to do with the uterus.

"Have you seen the testiculoria among conservative men over the Kavanaugh accusation?"

by DrSound September 19, 2018

testicular banter

When the local doctor checks your prostate and it’s the exact same as his, and you both laugh it off casually.

Doctor - “Yo lemme check your scrotal mass”

Patient - “For sure homie! It’s on the health insurance so don’t be afraid to do some heavy examination”

Doctor - “ayoo bro we got the same”

Patient - “no way bro, that’s crazy”

~ Laughing it off while while realizing there is no diagnosis as of yet.

That is testicular banter in its raw form.

by JackisOG October 15, 2021

testickle

To tickle one with a testicle.

What's that testicle doing in my armpit?

by devil herder July 11, 2004

Testicular Manslaughter

A severe, public emasculation by a significant other.

John's wife committed testicular manslaughter when she had him return tampons to the drug store.

by Reginald Beckwith December 14, 2010