Termite

Someone (usually family) that only visits twice a year, stays for a week, lives off of you, and doesn't get a job.

Im sorry, I can't go out today. I have this termite living in the house and he's eaten all the food.

by whoiswhitenoise April 22, 2018

Terminator Syndrome

When you find out your best friend is actually your son, because you went back in time and fucked his mum.

I'm sorry sir. According to the blood test your friend has Terminator Syndrome...and he is your daddy.

by DragonsBane07312000 March 4, 2019

Terminator grip

A saying used to describe a grip that is so strong, that the person holding the set item can still hold on, even if they are violently shaken

You've got a Terminator grip on that door handle! I'm surprised you've been able to hold that thing shut for so long!

by Buttered Quayle April 12, 2020

Termite Pants

Wood killers, talkin boners folks. When she wears pants that kill the boner.

Thought I was gonna get lucky, but my girl put on her termite pants.

by RapidRelease April 25, 2020

twerminate

To fire someone via tweet.

Can you believe how many people have been twerminated by orange No. 45?

by Dr. L1 November 18, 2020

Terpinated

Anything related to cannabis that has heavy terpenes in it or a distinguishable taste of them. The feeling of having terpenes on your tastebuds

That drink is so terpinated, can you taste that live Rosin? Wow, that dab has me so terpinated.

by ResearcherOG_Mike November 21, 2022

Twat Termites

Another word for crabs on a woman's pussy

Damn dude,IthinkyourgirlhasTwat Termites.

by Blumpkin Please November 27, 2009