k swiss

n.K Swiss were originally tennis shoes now worn mostly for its appearance,especially the brands popular Luxury Editions.They are sometimes very discomforting in the back area of your foot when the wrong size is worn.They also easily get dirty if not taken care of.

girl:Do like my new white K Swiss?
girl's friend:There okay,but I had a pair and they hurt my foot a lot.They also got freakin dirty like one after I wore them!

by W.D. April 5, 2005

Swiss Miss

When you "accidentally" miss the vagina and end up in the ass.

"She was really getting into it until I gave her the swiss miss".

by BProfane June 2, 2009

Swiss Daniels

An alcoholic drink consisting of Swiss Miss and Jack Daniels Whiskey.

"Oh shit. We're out of mixers."

"No we ain't, we got some of dat Swiss Miss"

"Lets cook up some Swiss Daniels"

by jucestain March 15, 2009

Swiss Rodeo

When you stick your dick in a woman's ass and then whisper "I have AIDS" and see how long you can keep it in there for.

"Hey, I have AIDS." (Swiss Rodeo)

by go 2 (youtube.com/killroi1211) June 12, 2009

Swiss Prayer

A sexual act first practiced by a heroin addicted R.E Teacher in Scotland. Firstly, you inject yourself with heroin then you insert a large toblerone bar into your anus and a crucifix into your vagina while, letting the drug take you to heavenly ecstasy

Me: Dude, did you hear about junkie Joyce?
Mark: No, what happened?
Me: She was found in a gutter performing a Swiss Prayer
Mark: Ahh the old toblerone, crucifix DP

by Grimmer666 August 1, 2014

Swiss Law

Named after the famous Swiss Brand, maker of most notably pocket knives. The Swiss law is the correlation between the lifespan of a/an product/object and the time it takes for it to be outdated. This is most obvious in electronics whre Moore's Law is also applicable but is also found in auto industry. If someone where to plot out the lifespan versus outdatedness the graph would roughly symbolize negative correlation where the apex being Current and the Beginning of Lifespan. Then both decrease exponentialy. To conclude, the Lifespan doesn't determine if it will become outdated.

John ,"Ahh, man. My computer is way outdated but it's Lifespan is supposed to be 5 years."
Fred ,"That sucks dude, should of thought about the Swiss Law."

by Lefan Markus February 5, 2009

swiss piss

(as a man) to pee sitting down so that noise is minimized

A reference to Switzerland's ban on peeing standing up after 10 P.M due to noise complaints by neighbors.

Since I didn't want to wake up my tired father, who would beat me if I ever did, I took a swiss piss that night to avoid any sound.

by Delfinite June 2, 2022