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Swiftie Math

Also known as the numerology of Taylor Swift, which revolves around the number 13. From Taylor’s birthdate to her flight from Tokyo to Super Bowl 58 (5 + 8 = 13)—a trip that would take her approximately 13 hours—to attend her 13th NFL game this season, which is taking place on February 11 (2 + 11 = 13) with the Kansas City Chiefs facing the San Francisco 49ers (4 + 9 = 13). Also, adding her ubiquitous 13 to her boyfriend Travis’s #87 Chiefs’ jersey yields the perfect score 100.
Swiftie math provides math teachers worldwide a golden opportunity to expose millions of oft-math-anxious students-Swifties to the pseudoscience of numbers.
by Numerati February 11, 2024
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A Swifty

The act of eating hot food possibly curry before getting fucking shitfaced and pooping yourself on the way home.
Go easy on that vindaloo bro or you’ll be pulling ‘A Swifty’ on the way home
by NeelyWeely March 26, 2021
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Swifty

A metropolitan young adult (usually from Gen Z) that that has been socialized into individualism and pop feminism.

The usual caricature is a young college-educated white woman seems to be content with the rat race, and spends many thousands of dollars to see Taylor Swift- or for cathartic, non-liberating pleasure in general. The term is used to followers of LeftTok to call out and satire those exhibiting white feminist tendencies.

Much of Taylor Swift's fan base claims to embrace & embody feminism, but the kind that works within neoliberal capitalism, the carceral state & society, contemporary white supremacist structures, and anti-communitarianism. When they are nudged to recognize and realign, they usually ignore it all and go back to indulgence.
I came across this Swifty on TikTok that was saying "the real poors are the ones who have to stand outside the stadium for Taylor Swift's Era's Tour."
by Genedide June 19, 2023
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closet swiftie

It's like a gay person just as a taylor swift fan
Dude, I think *name* is a closet swiftie
by timtheweirdman January 30, 2024
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Swiftie

Omg, are you a swiftie?”
by Lights a June 10, 2024
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Swiftie

An obsessive fan of Taylor Swift, some of the worst people you'll ever meet. Stay away from them at all costs.
Person 1: Have you heard Taylor Swift's new song?
Person 2: Are you a Swiftie or somethin?
Person 1: Yeah...
Person 2: STAY AWAY DEMON!
by Toe Dynasty April 3, 2024
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Swiftie

A word used to describe a fan, commonly associated with American singer-songwriter Taylor Swift. The Swifites are a transnational phenomenon using social media platforms as an essential infrastructure to their interests in the signer. This, or rather they just have shit taste in music
*cocks gun* "There's a Swiftie over there"
by Chairman Mao's cat May 10, 2023
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