If you were to look up the word swamp twat in the dictionary, you would then see a picture of Mel.....
by Broodalized Disaster54 October 25, 2016
by Haicx May 10, 2014
A release of gas from the anal cavity renowned for its particular moistness and pungent odour. Unlike a normal fart, and other categories of cruel fart, the swamp fart is distinct in a number of important respects. It is formed by poorly-digested vegetable or fruit matter incubating in the colon for an extended time period. This results in an uncomfortable build-up of methane gas, which when combined with semi-liquid foodstuffs, produces a wet fart sound when omitted. This is often confused with a pudding fart due to its bass timbre. However, a swamp fart is so foul smelling that it causes an immediate gagging response from those nearby. Commonly, those responsible for swamp farts quickly vacate the environments contaminated by their own farticles both to avoid blame and to check their undergarments for undesirable debris, often referred to as fart sauce.
Kimi and Chaz are sitting in their local pizza restaurant.
Kimi: Was that you Chaz? God that stinks!
Chaz: (Sniggers) Sorry love, I just produced an impromptu swamp fart. Better out than though, I can tell you!
Kimi: You're disgusting Chaz! Shall we order now?
Chaz: No...I have to go to the bathroom. I think I might have fart sauce in my shorts...
Kimi: Was that you Chaz? God that stinks!
Chaz: (Sniggers) Sorry love, I just produced an impromptu swamp fart. Better out than though, I can tell you!
Kimi: You're disgusting Chaz! Shall we order now?
Chaz: No...I have to go to the bathroom. I think I might have fart sauce in my shorts...
by The Gonzo Lecture March 03, 2010
The words "swamp hog" are used to describe, or rather to name a filthy creature found on the Colorado Front Range. Known to fornicate, the swamphog now has 2 offspring. While not elusive enough, the swamphog isnt known by many. Its advised to residence in the area to use severe caution, as the swamphog is HUNGRY. Known to jack $ to support its young, the swamphog is believed to still be thriving.
by Peter*North October 16, 2007
A young lady who particularly enjoys sexual intercourse. The swamp refers to the dirty/stagnant potential. The dolphin portion refers to the cute and energetic disposition combined with an obvious blow-hole
by Iambetterthenyou March 27, 2009
A very fat, disgusting and unattractive girl. They are found at buffets, bowling alley's and bars with drink specials. The swamp dawnkey is a predator and will sexually assualt anything.
by billy3000 January 13, 2006
A loose girl, who speaks in a broken English with a deep ghetto/cajun accent. Usually has many kids with no father.
Typically found in ghetto area's and Lousiana.
Typically found in ghetto area's and Lousiana.
by Solmangrundy October 23, 2018