Surfing the internet at work, while appearing to be very busy working.
Usually accomplished by having several documents / programs open on your computer, while you surf the web. With one click, you are back to studying that interminable excel spreadsheet.
Usually accomplished by having several documents / programs open on your computer, while you surf the web. With one click, you are back to studying that interminable excel spreadsheet.
by Carsan07 January 15, 2010
Get the Stealth Surfing mug."Cock Slurping Dick Waffle" Is the ultimate possible insult that can exist (if you believe otherwise you are wrong btw)
Invoking this insult causes the universe to split and reality to crack for a moment....just a moment...and completely pulverize whoever it is who was unfortunate enough to encounter someone who knew this ancient of absolute destruction
Invoking this insult causes the universe to split and reality to crack for a moment....just a moment...and completely pulverize whoever it is who was unfortunate enough to encounter someone who knew this ancient of absolute destruction
Tom: You know what? I've had enough..
Chad: oh yeah? whatchu gonna do about it, HUH?!
Tom: ..Chad...You...You're...
Chad: yeah? I'm a what?
Tom: You're a COCK SLURPING DICK WAFFLE
Chad: ......Is that i-
The ground suddenly cracks, Thunder covers the earth, Storms obliterate the homes of all, Civil defense sirens ring out, Pluto sling shots into Neptune, The asteroid belt disperses at devastating speeds obliterating the rest of the solar system,
The galaxy collapses in on itself the universe disappears and then SUDDENLY....silence....everything is back to normal.....as if nothing ever happened...everything is the same except for....Chad....Chad is no more, Chad has ceased to exist....It is over for Chad...
Chad: oh yeah? whatchu gonna do about it, HUH?!
Tom: ..Chad...You...You're...
Chad: yeah? I'm a what?
Tom: You're a COCK SLURPING DICK WAFFLE
Chad: ......Is that i-
The ground suddenly cracks, Thunder covers the earth, Storms obliterate the homes of all, Civil defense sirens ring out, Pluto sling shots into Neptune, The asteroid belt disperses at devastating speeds obliterating the rest of the solar system,
The galaxy collapses in on itself the universe disappears and then SUDDENLY....silence....everything is back to normal.....as if nothing ever happened...everything is the same except for....Chad....Chad is no more, Chad has ceased to exist....It is over for Chad...
by mexgema July 24, 2018
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In the game Battlefield 2142 players are given access to Launch Pods from either APCs or the Titan Airships.
This allows the player to be launched a limited distance in the battlemap in a short space of time towards the ground but with some control of direction.
Some players have adapted the controls for the game that allows them to cover more distance from the pod (after practice it can even be limitless).
This is normally seen as glitching and is often banned on most game servers.
Note after a patch released from DiCE (Maker of the game) this has been somewhat reduced but not completely eliminated.
This allows the player to be launched a limited distance in the battlemap in a short space of time towards the ground but with some control of direction.
Some players have adapted the controls for the game that allows them to cover more distance from the pod (after practice it can even be limitless).
This is normally seen as glitching and is often banned on most game servers.
Note after a patch released from DiCE (Maker of the game) this has been somewhat reduced but not completely eliminated.
Player 1: How did he get to the other side of the map like that?
Player 2: He Podsurfed all the way across
Player 3: Is Pod Surfing allowed??
Player 2: He Podsurfed all the way across
Player 3: Is Pod Surfing allowed??
by Dean Athow February 25, 2008
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Get the Clit Surfing mug.When one puts a dick in ones mouth then one breathes in and makes a slurping sound with the dick in their mouth.
by Dlmiller84 March 15, 2015
Get the Dick Slurping mug.So the other day I was giving some chick th business, I mean really curtain slurping; felt like I was sucking the roast beef out of an Arby’s sandwich.
by GabePriest October 25, 2017
Get the Curtain slurping mug.Sliding your hard-on up and down inside your (male or female) partner's butt crack, usually gently slapping your lower abdomin and hips against the butt cheeks as you 'surf'.
May involve slipping the tip of the cock into the anus you pass by it on each 'ride'. Butt surfing may, but not necessarily, cumulate in giving your partner a full on ass fucking. Use a condom if you do this.
Works best on a tight, rounded ass.
May involve slipping the tip of the cock into the anus you pass by it on each 'ride'. Butt surfing may, but not necessarily, cumulate in giving your partner a full on ass fucking. Use a condom if you do this.
Works best on a tight, rounded ass.
After a good day at a beach, Brad and I took a shower together. I whipped off his red speedos, lent him against the tiled wall and gave him a good butt surfing.
by Surf Bunny May 26, 2008
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