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Sunrise Rosadino

The act of falling asleep between your woman's legs while both are naked and allowing the morning wood upon waking to naturally penetrate.
I woke my wife up with the Sunrise Rosadino.
by Navy DHG March 5, 2019
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Cincinnati Sunrise

Tactfully placing a fresh fecal deposit on your victim's windshield prior to a snowstorm.

When they come out and defrost their vehicle the next morning, they will be greeted with a Cincinnati Sunrise. 🌈
Dude, I just left the new principal a Cincinnati Sunrise.
by Snackelmore May 4, 2021
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Nikita Sunrise

A cocktail originating in Fredericksburg, Texas, consisting of:

1oz Hennessy
1oz Grand Marnier
1oz fresh lemon juice
.5oz triple sec
Splash of simple syrup
Shake and strain into iced glass
Sink grenadine
Enjoy

Final product should resemble a sunrise.
"Bartender, would you make me a Nikita Sunrise?"
by sewshi July 27, 2016
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Sunrise Superwank

When you wake up with a dead, floppy and unresponsive arm after sleeping on it all night and since it’s the morning you want to whack one out with the fresh hardy, use the dead arm and it almost..feels..like..you get the picture.
1. Steeeve bro, swear I had the maddest sunrise superwank this morning, felt a bit like Stylax from Plebs. I almost achieved nirvana. Swear down.

2. Broski, my Sunrise Superwank was so bomb this morning. Literally one in a million. In my dream I was with Megan Fox and I woke up to the nicest surprise my guy. Dead arm + morning bash = chakras aligned. You’ve GOTTA try it bro.
by Woo Back Baby September 30, 2020
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Brown Sunrise

n. The act of defecating in a partner's nose. A variant on the Cleveland Steamer. So named because, like a beautiful sunrise, the recipient will smell shit every morning for a month.
Linda never forgot Barry; though they'd broken up years ago, she still remembered the Brown Sunrise he gave her as an anniversary present.
by Doc_in_a_box March 24, 2011
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Chunky Sunrise

The act of waking a person by means of vomiting within their mouth while gaping in sleep. Followed by holding the mouth shut and holding said victim down.

A great method of revenge, or annoyance.

Use with caution, you will be killed.
-Jimmy wouldn't stop snoring last night so i woke him with a chunky sunrise.

-Whats that?
-Here, look, i got it on tape!
-....... wut? O_O..... OH SHIT!!!!!! WTF MAN!!!
-I know right!!!!
by Señor Peperrmanto August 12, 2010
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Vietnamese Sunrise

A vietnamese sunrise is when you shove bamboo chips into your foreskin and then wank.
Man, I had a Vietnamese Sunrise last week, and I'm still pissing like I got kidney cancer.
by CharlieIndaTrees November 28, 2020
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