Condition: Nursing Student
Side Effects: stress, fatigue, malaise, muscle atrophy, weight gain, nutrional deficiencies, amenorrhea, alcoholism, drug abuse (mostly ADD, ADHD medication), caffeine intoxication, frequent crying, depression, anxiety, insomnia, masochism, suicidal thoughts, insanity, emotional instability, hypochondria, obsessive compulsive disorder, sexual promiscuity, post traumatic stress disorder, mental and or physical abuse of children and significant other, divorce, spiritual distress, ext.
Side Effects: stress, fatigue, malaise, muscle atrophy, weight gain, nutrional deficiencies, amenorrhea, alcoholism, drug abuse (mostly ADD, ADHD medication), caffeine intoxication, frequent crying, depression, anxiety, insomnia, masochism, suicidal thoughts, insanity, emotional instability, hypochondria, obsessive compulsive disorder, sexual promiscuity, post traumatic stress disorder, mental and or physical abuse of children and significant other, divorce, spiritual distress, ext.
Thought bubble: If I ever become a real nurse will it be as painful as being a nursing student? (Glance at RN's sitting on ass while stuffing face.) Nah, this can't last forever.
by LZS September 26, 2010
Get the nursing student mug.A person in high school enrolled in the maximum number of Honors and/or Advanced Placement (AP) classes. Most are concerned about their grades and have hopes of attending a "good" college. Generally, these students understand the art of BSing everything - essays the night before, homework either copied from a friend in the hall or done in the class before its due, etc. - and still maintain great grades. Contrary to popular belief, many Honors students are down-to-earth, procrastinate like its their job, and are involved in school acitivities. Of course, you'll always have those few whose only friends are the AP Calculus textbook and #2 pencil.
Honors Student 1: I need the AP Calculus homework that's due today! I had a soccer game last night till 8 and then didn't feel like doing anything so I fell asleep.
Honors Student 2: No problem, I need AP Chemistry though, I only could finish half of it this morning.
Honors Student 1: Yeah, that's fine.
Honors Student 2: No problem, I need AP Chemistry though, I only could finish half of it this morning.
Honors Student 1: Yeah, that's fine.
by heyheyheyyy August 16, 2009
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a wannabe rap artist who is all up in the studio rapping about how hood he is when in fact he is not from the hood at all.
by diago delgato December 18, 2007
Get the studio gangster mug.One who chooses to add to the breadth of their education by embarking upon a program that may award him/her a master's degree, a Ph.D, or no degree at all. While this decision may, under very particular circumstances, lead to a position as a tenured professor in a university, it will most likely lead to a decade or more of delaying the individual's entry to what most people would call the "real" world. Becoming a graduate student allows one to enter the self-perpetuating institution of academia.
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Typical sign in a physical sciences laboratory: "Do not feed graduate students and other lab animals."
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Grad student: "I'm writing a thesis on the remnants of Victorian culture in modern stereotypes of Transylvania."
Friend: "What are you going to use that for?"
Grad student: "I hope to become an English professor because if I'm lucky, I may one day out-earn high school teachers."
Typical sign in a physical sciences laboratory: "Do not feed graduate students and other lab animals."
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Grad student: "I'm writing a thesis on the remnants of Victorian culture in modern stereotypes of Transylvania."
Friend: "What are you going to use that for?"
Grad student: "I hope to become an English professor because if I'm lucky, I may one day out-earn high school teachers."
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Get the social studies mug.When a teacher tries to become 'cool' or level with their students. Usually given to a teacher that has failed at the attempt.
You know that Mr Johnson? He is such a student's pet... He tried winning the class over with these stupid games.
by GibbonGal December 9, 2008
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