St. Pete

Not to be confused with St. Peter, St. Pete is the Patron Saint of Death Wishes. Invoked in situations where a swift and merciful (or protracted and painful; dealer's choice) death is preferred to dealing with a given situation.

"Bless me, Pete."
"Visit St. Pete's blessings upon me."
"Ah fuck...I have work tomorrow. Find me, Pete."

by Bish0plulz November 29, 2018

St. Jimmy

The figment of the Jesus of Suburbia's imagination, created by his father's Rage and his mother's love. The Patron Saint of the Denial, the Suicide Commando that your mother talked about, The King of Forty Thieves. He is the son of a bitch and Edgar Allen Poe. St. Jimmy encourages Jesus into doing drugs and basically telling everyone to fuck off. During this time Jesus finds the person to counter Jimmy, Whatshername. A Extraordinary Girl that helps Jesus realize what Jimmy is doing to him. In the end he blows his brains out in the bay after the song Letterbomb which is a break up letter from Whatshername

Guy 1: Dude I just want to kill all of these people they keep pissing me off!
Guy 2: Chill out, don't turn into St. Jimmy.

by Patron Saint of the Denial February 14, 2019

St. Anselm's

The most chill, genuine, academically-focused, classy, and tolerant school in the D.C. metro area. Too classy to be callin' out other all-boys schools using urbandictionary. Unlike most private D.C. MD and VA schools, Abbey Boys have no reason to pretend they are "gangsta" because they are "gangsta." It's NE. Not Potomac or NW. The fact that St. Anselm's has a "rep" at all is phenomenal considering that there are only about 130 students in the high school. About half are intelligent and reserved, whereas the other students are intelligent, social, and party animals. All are good to the ladies (in more ways than one) and eventually get into the college of their choice. Although some tend to be socially and sexually inactive/awkward in high school, come college, all Abbey Alumni blossom into sex gods. They will marry your high school girlfriend and be your boss in fifteen years. You'll see...

Abbey Boy: Hey babe, you wanna dance?
NCS girl: Where do you go to school?
Abbey Boy: St. Anselm's.
NCS girl: Oh.
Abbey Boy: No no no no. Not St. Alban's. St. Anselm's.
NCS girl: Fuck me. Now.

by abbeyboywannabelover69 April 28, 2009

St. Cule

An underground rapper from Spokane, Washington.

"Did you hear that new St. Cule? That shit was awful!"
"I thought it was kinda dope..."

by Rustee Jux January 24, 2009

St. Rose

An area outside New Orleans, LA. Some fairly rough neighborhoods include Preston Hollow, Charlestown, and Old St. Rose.

"I gotta make a St. Rose run"
-Juvenile

by nysociologist March 3, 2011

St Ives

The town for growing up, the town for chavvy year youts to "chill" at Paragon Park and get picked up by BTEC nonces driving around playing Nines or Bugzy malone. The story of this town goes on further, may I mention the park and ride. Yes! A great addition for the Middle class to get a family bus to Cambridge to go punting. That's the only daytime.... 8pm onwards the £1 parking fee is written off for the evening so up come forth the Barry boy drivers in there 15 year old Vauxhall Corsas to go drifting around the wide open space and causing absolute chaos, they're hard! Ever thinking about coming to St Ives now..... DON'T, the box is shut!

Let's go to St Ives for a day out.... it doesn't happen

by Anonymoooooos June 6, 2017

Union St.

A long st. that goes through ritch ass park slope all the way down to the shittyer south slope. Right after you pass 5th avenue your going o start seeing alot of hispanics and blacks. Union and 4th av. is notorious for the many chop shops on the block. Most yuppy park slope kids avoid walking down 4th and 3rd avenue. It's also notorious for car theft.

Hey theres a nice cleaned Nissan down at Union St. and third i might cop it.

My mom avoids parking on Union st. and 4th avenue now because her car's been stolen so much.

by Dean N 3rd January 1, 2011