strangle a midget

Another way of saying you have to poop or take a shit

Q: Where is Dave? A: He just ate ten tacos. He had to go strangle a midget.

by Joe Z May 3, 2008

straggler

a slapper who is on her way home the mornin after getting boned all night

look at that facking straggler man, she looks ruff as! you know what she has been doin innit LOL

by moomin February 11, 2003

Shriggles

The giggles induced when one is on mushrooms that contain psilocybin. It is a combination of the words "shroom" and "giggles."

Holy shit man about a half hour after we ate them shrooms we had mad shriggles!

by Maple Syrup loving Canuck January 10, 2011

springle

a useless sentence or directive usually given by someone in middle management who is completely incompetent and underqualified.

springles are best demonstrated by rampant arse covering and outright lies about project status and deadline capabalities.
can also be characterised by blatant racial discrimation i.e 'they're Indian, it's a cultural thing'.

by pam beasley January 13, 2008

stringleberry

1). A multi-massed dingleberry. Most commonly cause when a dog eats string.

by Joe Salmon November 8, 2003

strangleable

someone that is easily strangleable or mentaly easy to strangle by the way they at or how fuckin stupid they are

and of a person that is strangleable is George Bush president of our United States

by William Bancroft-Short July 1, 2005

Fuzzy Strangle

When a person is giving you head (male, or female) while there sucking on your penis or eating you out, you force there face aggressively into your pubes filling there mouth, or nose with pubic hair so they can't breath for a little bit because there be strangled by your pubes.

Dude, last night i was getting some head, and i decided to give the bitch the Fuzzy Strangle

by xKushMasterx May 17, 2015