dingo with a straw

The natural enemey of a test-tube baby.

Joke referring to the Azaria/Lindy Chamberlain case in Australia in the early 80's. Lindy's baby daughter Azaria was taken from a central Australian campsite by a dingo. Lindy was convicted of her murder but the baby's jacket was found in a dingo's den a few years later and the conviction was overturned.

"A dingo's got moi baibee!" (and no, we do NOT talk like that, or the Bart vs. Australia episode of The Simpsons! Just thought I'd clear that up!)

Q. What's the natural enemy of a test tube baby?
A. A dingo with a straw!

by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006

straw boss

a worker who serves as a supervisor of other workers

If you don't want to be a straw boss than get a different job.

by The Return of Light Joker February 19, 2009

special straw

When a girl receiving oral is about to cum gives a signal to the one giving it to put in a straw inside her vagina and start sucking as she is having the orgasm.

" Last night I gave my girl friend a special straw and she had the orgasm of her life "

by th00r February 6, 2010

Straw Penny

How much a value meal cost back in the day.

Guy at Burger Factory:Back in the day the value meal costed a straw penny.
Peter:Wow! A whole straw penny?!
Guy at Burger Factory:Yep, a whole straw penny.
- Family Guy

by UlyssesFinneganDude December 15, 2008

felching straw

This is the straw used to retrieve said semen from said anus. Please see felch to understand the act of felcing. Straws come in titanium or plastic.

I think I lost my felching straw in the couch. Can I borrow yours?

by dmp April 1, 2003

Cum Straw

Just before the male ejaculates he inserts a straw into his penis.

Colin was with his girlfriend, late at night, and she was giving him oral sex and he inserted the straw last minute so she could suck out the jizz! Therefore acting like a Cum Straw, this may feel uncomfortable for some males!

by Adam Miles January 1, 2009

Sucks Straws

used to replace the term sucks balls, due to the fact that you will inevitably suck on more straws than balls in your life time.

Guy 1: Dude, I just failed my math test and got hit by a truck!
Guy 2: That sucks straws!

Girl 1: Last night Bobby's mom walked in on us and then tried

to kill me with her frying pan!

Girl 2: That really sucks some straws.

by OHHno June 21, 2010