Stonks

Stonks, we all know the meme, but did you know it’s actually military slang? I bet you didn’t. Stonks are in the context to military: “a high concentrated bombardment”

Example:
Stonks, *distant explosions*
Hmm yes, Mortar Stonks.

by Slykin May 04, 2022

Stonk

Stonk meme - to talk stonkish. E.g inglish, kemist, konspiricy tearist, spanesh, hac, bertday.

If someone has a birthday they would pronounce it "bertday" in a stupid voice. The voice has is stonkish

by Manstonk November 14, 2020

Stonks

The ammunition used in mortar cannons.

Sergeant prepare to fire service stonks.

by {C} April 01, 2020

Stonk

When an individual acts in a fashion of stonkish nature. When someone acts of a dumb nature or does stupid things. Stonks can include Frat boys, dumb kids, skater boys, stoners, aswell as anyone who lacks brain cells

Bro 1: Bruh look at this stonk ass n*gga
Bro 2: He’s always doin some dumb shit. what a stonk.

by kyleemesho August 29, 2020

STONKS

A rise in anything and everything or to invest.

"My friend found a dollar he said, STONKS" "My boss invested in safety he said, STONKS"

by Big schlong boi February 11, 2020

stonks

when you trade a full inventory of netherite blocks for one carrot

stonks

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR March 11, 2022

Stonk

Stocks that have no fundamental value (mostly bankrupt companies), but people buy them and the price skyrockets for no good reason at all. And when they plummet, novice investors wonder why.

Robinhood investors really love their stonks!

by NB Jeffe June 12, 2020