Stoned

When you get stoned thrown at you.

Sexyboiandy: did u get stoned?
Oliver: Nah my dude, it is not medieval times, retard.

by Pufta_ November 2, 2018

Stoned

Being fucked (literally, emotionally and or psychologically)

Hayley asked to be stoned, but that’s not the sort of stoning that the Arab man is talking about 😉
Smoking marijuana

by Romeo13579 June 9, 2019

Stoned

getting/ got (verb);

In a video game, dying from fall damage when it could have been prevented but you fudged it.

Derived from youtuber "StoneMountain64" suggesting to people to manually press your parachute at the last moment to avoid being a target, however in practice it leads to becoming a pancake more often than if you had just used the damn parachute earlier.
The term was created by 'Neebs Gaming' in thier Call of Duty: Warzone animation episode "Fall Damage"

I got stoned, but I know I pressed the parachute button!

by Badjer47 November 24, 2020

Stoned

It just means being high on marijuana. Not all those other definitions that make it seem like your retarded. Now that said, being stoned to the BONE would apply to those other definitons

Jay/yahya: “Dude that weed was so strong i got stoned off of one hit”

by DictionateUrbanly July 11, 2021

stoned

Extremely high on marijuana. High to the point where you can’t hide it.

1: Bro i’m hiiii- as hellllllll
2: Bro your stoned as fuck

by StonedDefinitions January 22, 2022

Stoned

When you smoke to much bud and feel completely out of this world. Get the mean munchies and eat like a fucken pig. Chur

Person 1: Fuck my gewl how stoned did you get?
Person 2: Fuck my sis stoned enough to make me out of this world
Person 1: Shit my gewl no more buds for you lol

by Heartysis January 27, 2022

Stoned

The practice of presenting a (often colourfully painted or adorned) rock or stone at parkrun events in South Africa.

Koos stoned Christine at Hermanus parkrun with a beautiful rock from his homerun.

by Raditsebe January 29, 2022