1.)A light dispersion of hair located directly above the lips. Generally found on kids hitting puberty or girls that won't accept the fact that they need to shave their face.
Look at that queer's grit-stache, he looks like he just gave Taylor a rim job.
Ugly kid needs to buy a razor; he's growing a grit-stache.
Ugly kid needs to buy a razor; he's growing a grit-stache.
by J Ryckman March 23, 2006
by Ja-fakin April 11, 2006
by Kaemmer October 20, 2006
1. The unsightly, visible hair on a man/woman's upper lip that isn't quite mustache material, but is reminiscent of a pubescents upper lip hair.
2. A deposit of excrement on the upper lip of one who has recently commenced the act of taint/vaginal tongueing on a subject residing in the doggy style position .
3. The jovial result of a dirty sanchez.
2. A deposit of excrement on the upper lip of one who has recently commenced the act of taint/vaginal tongueing on a subject residing in the doggy style position .
3. The jovial result of a dirty sanchez.
"Check out that bitch's poo stache"
"I wonder if that kid know's his poo stache makes him look slow"
"I'm never doing that again, it gave me a fucking poo stache"
"I wonder if that kid know's his poo stache makes him look slow"
"I'm never doing that again, it gave me a fucking poo stache"
by Michael Sandman January 17, 2006
A moustache grown until the completion of a particular event. Usually grown by men who cannot grow a full luxurious moustache. Very common in Military MOS schools.
Your Comp Stache is glorious!
by JohnQNavy November 12, 2010
When you grow out your ‘Stache so well that when eating their butt it tickles the cheeks and they rear up and kick.
by Stachedonkey June 21, 2019
by Mustache Glory February 09, 2009