Squishing the Buritto

Female Masturbation

Q:Why was Lauren being so quiet in the backseat?
A:Oh she was back there squishing the buritto

by JC24 February 16, 2009

Squism

Squirting jism. In other words, jizz in flight or jizz squirting.

Look at that squism, it's a great squism indeed.

by TheBabeWithThePower September 18, 2009

Fish Squish

Female version of a teabagging where the girl squats down and jams her naked vagina on someone's ususpecting face.

Joe was passed when Allison decided to Fish Squish him in front of all her friends.

by Road-Runner May 21, 2017

Squished Cumburger

The girl poops on the males pillow. then the male ejaculates. making the cumburger. then the female pushes the males face into it resembeling a bun.

That boy cheated on me so i gave him a squished cumburger

by hottiieee July 3, 2008

Squishalicious

1.of extreme and/or squishness.
2.to squish to a state which brings pure joy and entertainment.

guy: "Dude! check this out! this fat dead guy is so s
Squishalicious! watch what happens when you poke him with a stick!"
other guy: "AWESOME"

by Runs_with_scissors1 October 7, 2008

Squidy Dumplings

Taking a dump and it comes out spiral-like; another from of the "squirts" or "runs"

Person one, "I ate the chicken tenders from the 7-11."
Person two, "Wow! You are brave!"
Person one, "Yeah, it gave me the squidy dumplings."

by Philtor November 1, 2010

squishmate

a platonic soulmate, based off the term squish. squishmates are perfect for one another, but not in a romantic way.

"isn't it weird that we can relate to each other perfectly in every way?"
"i know! we must be squishmates."

by evwashere June 16, 2016