squeeboard

1. Noun. lame name for a keyboard. terminology commonly used in the IT industry. see nerds.

"oi dude chuck us dat squeeboard and ill plug it in for ya"

by ant0rz October 15, 2003

Squeeflecake

A waffle-like pastry marinated for 4-7 days in a bag containing the gas of a queef. Squeeflecakes are often sold throughout the various brothels found in the slums of America.

Molly wakes up every morning to a great big glass of orange juice, and a hot steamy stack of Squeeflecakes.

by Max Yerfy February 28, 2009

Squealers Law

Squealers law purchasing a political underling, to stand at the despatch box and take all the shit.

oh,,ok,,yaah Squealers Law quite! why buy a libdem and bark ones self

by lighterfuel May 26, 2010

Squeecher Muffin

A very loud female kidney stone or a solid yeast infection.

The doctor frowned when my squeecher muffin fell out.

by Squeecher February 12, 2014

Screebler Juice

Liquid excreted in the act of hardcore homosexual intercourse.

Did you hear Lopez and Oscar went hard last night?

Yeah man! Dude that place reeked of Screebler juice!

by Screebler Steve March 11, 2014

Squeegles

A peculiar but beautiful creature. It is native to central Europe and to certain parts of suburban New Jersey. Two squeegless mate for life and tend to get along very well. They tend to be strange parents, messing with their children. They lead a rather sedentary lifestyle though they are apt at providing for their family groups.

No, YOU are my squeegles and I love you squeegles

by Lobster11 March 27, 2015

skleebler

a sexual predator with bat like wings that oozes Gatorade from its nipples to attract young children.

" Skleebler got my kid last night. it was a purple Gatorade one. I don't think he's coming back."

by skleebler mcGee June 16, 2017