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squarefax

in popular myth pie shop owners and bakers often telltheir young children scary stories of the pie man or more commonly known the squarefax.A Large squat fat person sometimes resembling the shape of a wheelie bin it speaks with an inbred slur, usually sighted scavenging for food, of which pies are its most preffered has been known to consume its own bodyweight of the chicken and mushroom variety, is not to be confused with the t,wasp a close relative almost exactly the same in every way except for colourful markings and a rectangular head as opposed to the perfect square of the squarefax.
"dad can i have another pie"
"no dear the squarefax broke into the house and ate them all"
by Haribo October 5, 2007
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Spongebob Squarepants

A short, yellowish fellow with more than the recommended amount of holes. Also cannot drive, because he can't reach the pedals.
1) TAKIN' OUT THE TRASH, at night . Said Spongebob Squarepants

2) look at that Spongebob that just crashed!
by Deadasadodo August 1, 2012
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Squirmanator

The coolest person in the world; Illustrious leader of the Low-toppers, and general in the fight against the sum high-toppers.
I wish I was as hot as Squirmanator.
by SquirmBat December 14, 2003
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Squaremont

Square, boring Claremont, Southern California. The only college town on earth where you're virtually guaranteed to die of boredom. The only cool thing about it is that supposedly Snoop Doggy Dog lives there.
Summer's over, it's back to faaarkin' Squaremont. Big fat f'in yaaaawn!
by Claremont survivor February 6, 2010
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Spongebob squarepants

The most retarded show in the world it's dumb as fuck
by Boogereater69 March 13, 2021
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Spongebob Squarepants

Putting a bucket of ice into a woman's underpants then screwing her with a dry sponge.
by Mista Crabs September 26, 2009
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aaron squarepants

deuce or a new cracked out version of spongebob
aaron squarepants is such a deuce, and buckteeth... brady rox
by windy gardiner November 27, 2007
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