When a males genitalia overloads up with an immense amount of sperm; causing mild to moderate discomfort and damage to the ballsack.
by Charles Borky November 21, 2022
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1) they have achieved financial success because of their father's hardwork but think that they are some kind of business genius
2) they have a general arrogance and disdain for others
3) they think they put their pants on both legs at one time
4) they shit ice cream
5) they were born on third base and think they hit a triple
6) they are one of the dicks that show up at bars with their collars popped up
7) when in a fist fight, they often resort to kicking guys in the nuts then driving off in their shiney cars.
1) they have achieved financial success because of their father's hardwork but think that they are some kind of business genius
2) they have a general arrogance and disdain for others
3) they think they put their pants on both legs at one time
4) they shit ice cream
5) they were born on third base and think they hit a triple
6) they are one of the dicks that show up at bars with their collars popped up
7) when in a fist fight, they often resort to kicking guys in the nuts then driving off in their shiney cars.
The Cooker: "Those kids over there are punks."
Pete Dick: "The ones with the popped collars?"
The Cooker: "Yeah, they are tossing cash around like crazy, and keep running to the bathroom."
Pete Dick: "oh, those pecker heads, no, they are just members of the lucky sperm club."
The Cooker: "humm, interesting..."
Pete Dick: "The ones with the popped collars?"
The Cooker: "Yeah, they are tossing cash around like crazy, and keep running to the bathroom."
Pete Dick: "oh, those pecker heads, no, they are just members of the lucky sperm club."
The Cooker: "humm, interesting..."
by Pete Dick March 21, 2008
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Ornamental Pear Tree (Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer), smells like spunk when in full bloom. See "semen tree" also.
"God, I wish my neighbors hadn't planted that sperm tree next to our fence. Now my backyard smells like furniture from a whorehouse."
by Torsky March 10, 2008
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by Glassextiel June 15, 2019
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"After jerkin the gerkin so much my sperm purse seems rather empty"
"I emptied the contents of my sperm purse into that sluts bank of pussy"
"After jerkin the gerkin so much my sperm purse seems rather empty"
"I emptied the contents of my sperm purse into that sluts bank of pussy"
by Mr.webb November 9, 2008
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Get the skrempt mug.Save up your sperm for multiple days. Then hook up with a girl, having her giving you a blowjob... Ejaculate in her mouth/face so hard with your ridiculous amount of sperm, that her head snaps back incredibly hard giving her a Sperm whiplash.
by femalepleaser69 July 31, 2011
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