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sperm cramps

When a males genitalia overloads up with an immense amount of sperm; causing mild to moderate discomfort and damage to the ballsack.
I keep getting sperm cramps and it hurts very badly.
by Charles Borky November 21, 2022
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lucky sperm club

a person is a member of this club if they fit the following criteria:

1) they have achieved financial success because of their father's hardwork but think that they are some kind of business genius
2) they have a general arrogance and disdain for others
3) they think they put their pants on both legs at one time
4) they shit ice cream
5) they were born on third base and think they hit a triple
6) they are one of the dicks that show up at bars with their collars popped up
7) when in a fist fight, they often resort to kicking guys in the nuts then driving off in their shiney cars.
The Cooker: "Those kids over there are punks."
Pete Dick: "The ones with the popped collars?"
The Cooker: "Yeah, they are tossing cash around like crazy, and keep running to the bathroom."
Pete Dick: "oh, those pecker heads, no, they are just members of the lucky sperm club."
The Cooker: "humm, interesting..."
by Pete Dick March 21, 2008
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sperm tree

Ornamental Pear Tree (Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer), smells like spunk when in full bloom. See "semen tree" also.
"God, I wish my neighbors hadn't planted that sperm tree next to our fence. Now my backyard smells like furniture from a whorehouse."
by Torsky March 10, 2008
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Sperm

Bitch if you are looking up sperm on the urban dictionary you damn well know what it is already to use it in a damn sentence you fucking dumbass
by Glassextiel June 15, 2019
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Sperm purse

A phrase used to describe the testicles. mostly used to describe the srotum or scrotul sack.
"She totally robbed my sperm purse"

"After jerkin the gerkin so much my sperm purse seems rather empty"

"I emptied the contents of my sperm purse into that sluts bank of pussy"
by Mr.webb November 9, 2008
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skrempt

To be scared, terrified, utterly mortified.
That guy chased our car for 20 miles. holy shmackies we were so skrempt!
by Natey October 21, 2007
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Sperm whiplash

A whiplash given to a female, by ejaculating super hard in her face/mouth.
Save up your sperm for multiple days. Then hook up with a girl, having her giving you a blowjob... Ejaculate in her mouth/face so hard with your ridiculous amount of sperm, that her head snaps back incredibly hard giving her a Sperm whiplash.
by femalepleaser69 July 31, 2011
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