Spontaneous Acquisition

To spontaneously aquire. To absorb, to go unseen possibly stealing, to obtain through unknown means, to gain for no reason, manifestation, poof its there.

She uses the art of Spontaneous Acquisition to gather all of the things she needs or I dont steal I spontaneously acquire things and stuff

by Das Lunatik August 23, 2022

spontaneous spazticitus

a condition that involves sudden spazziness in all forms. The only way to treat this is to remove yourself from situations that could cause spasm attacks of any kind.

I suffer from spontaneous spazticitus. It makes it very difficult.

by person...... July 9, 2010

Spontaneous Vibe

When you begin singing or dancing uncontrollably in public due to an unnaturally strong vibe

Did you see Jake at the store breakout in a spontaneous vibe?

by SpaceBase November 28, 2020

Spontaneous Beer Bong

Similar to that of spontaneous combustion but involving a beer bong.

I was walking down the street and all of the sudden I did a spontaneous beer bong from a stranger on a party bus.

by ClayJ October 25, 2008

Spontaneous cumbustion

Premature ejaculation. One pump chump. Wet dreams.

We didn't even get to have sex due to spontaneous cumbustion.

by Dougageddon February 16, 2021

spontaneous image

nudes.

that girl just sent me the most spontaneous image ever. never knew an ass could look so good!

by idfkwhattodaypuzzy May 16, 2021

spontaneous alcoholic zynflation

The body's increased demand for Zyn's as it consumes alcohol, typically occuring in someone who reguarly uses Zyns.

"Hey man could I get another Zyn?"
"Dude that's like your 4th one in an hour."
"Yea man im pretty fucked up, I have spontaneous alcoholic zynflation."

by MoneyyMitch February 10, 2025