To spontaneously aquire. To absorb, to go unseen possibly stealing, to obtain through unknown means, to gain for no reason, manifestation, poof its there.
She uses the art of Spontaneous Acquisition to gather all of the things she needs or I dont steal I spontaneously acquire things and stuff
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Get the Spontaneous Turntuption mug.I don't know how the fuck it's all working again, but these scanners and printers are just magically spontaneously cooperating. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Get the spontaneous neanderthalism mug.Spontaneous green day disorder (SGDD) is a very common disorder in which one will spontaneously start singing or humming a green day song. This condition can only be treated by converting the affected into a blink-182 or nirvana fan. This condition is found most commonly among people who grew up during the final years of the tv show "Seinfeld".
Person 1: "Do you have the time, to lis-"
Person 2: dude what r u doing?
Person 1: oh I was just diagnosed with SGDD, spontaneous green day disorder.
Person 2: I don't have time for this. *walks away*
Person 2: dude what r u doing?
Person 1: oh I was just diagnosed with SGDD, spontaneous green day disorder.
Person 2: I don't have time for this. *walks away*
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