Spontaneous cumbustion

Premature ejaculation. One pump chump. Wet dreams.

We didn't even get to have sex due to spontaneous cumbustion.

by Dougageddon February 16, 2021

Spontaneous Vibe

When you begin singing or dancing uncontrollably in public due to an unnaturally strong vibe

Did you see Jake at the store breakout in a spontaneous vibe?

by SpaceBase November 29, 2020

Spontaneousness

Doing alot of things spontaneously with a friend whilst bored in the school holidays.

Spontanaeity fun choredom

Jumping on a train coz you have $4 and you don't want to go home so you end up in the wop wops.

Going to see a movie coz you have absolutely nothing better to do.

Walking down the road at midnight to your local park coz you can't sleep.

Staying at one's house for a week coz you can't be bothered moving.

These are all prime examples of spontaneousness!! =

by j_clark135 October 10, 2010

Spontaneousness

Not a word -_-

Person 1: "I love the Spontaneousness."
Person 2: "That isn't a word. It's Spontaneity."

by WordyWords September 13, 2017

spontaneous neanderthalism

The process by which an ofspring from a nice family becomes a jerk.

Joel's mom is so nice, but he's such a bigot. Must be a case of spontaneous neanderthalism.

by JavaJaneOhio August 12, 2010

spontaneous alcoholic zynflation

The body's increased demand for Zyn's as it consumes alcohol, typically occuring in someone who reguarly uses Zyns.

"Hey man could I get another Zyn?"
"Dude that's like your 4th one in an hour."
"Yea man im pretty fucked up, I have spontaneous alcoholic zynflation."

by MoneyyMitch February 11, 2025

Spontaneous Gonorrhea II

An event that occurs when your male
(-ho)and your eardrums sound to bullshit like "Hit Me Baby One More Time".

Also, see any pop music that's as popular to hate as it is to love

"Dammit! I was just "bopping" to "Slave" and suddenly my dick started to flame up everytime I piss! So I guess that means that whenever a boy/man listens to pop music it is completely the same as having ungloved sexual intercourse with a bangkok hooker, not washing your hands after eating a huge t-wave of diarrhea with little undigested corn kernels and remnents of a burrito in it, and drinking the urinal fluids of at least thirty different people! Fuck it all! It's not healthy to DO those four things?!!" (Yes, being a guy and listening to Britany Spears is just as dumb as eating shit.)

by lazirus July 08, 2004