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morning spliff

a cannabis cigarette that is smoked early morning,(before 11) and preferably in your local park (providing cannabis is legal where you are),
if smoked this early it will set off the cannabis smoked the night before and provide a stupid dizzy feeling all morning till lunch.
a morning spliff is basically a wake and bake, but done early in the morning and ideally after a schleeps
by connorbag April 30, 2006
mugGet the morning spliffmug.

spliff whore

a chick that will sleep with anyone as long as they supply spliffage.
Offer her a joint, dude, she's a total spliff whore.
by josh108 March 11, 2007
mugGet the spliff whoremug.

diet spliff

The 'healthiest' type of marijuana joint. Herbal tobacco is used instead of regular cigarette or rolling tobacco, and the skin is rolled backroll style meaning less paper is inhaled.

Diet spliffs are also a good way of fooling yourself into believing that you're cutting down.
"I know smoking weed is bad, but it's ok because I only roll diet spliffs."
by Ian Bailey April 1, 2007
mugGet the diet spliffmug.

fat spliff

"woah man, this is a fat spliff. i'm gonna google what we should do with this thing"
"just smoke it"
"yeah man just wait a second"
"you arent gonna find anything"
"wait ok. so i think we should smoke it."
"OK COOL"
by fatspliffs4lyfe November 27, 2013
mugGet the fat spliffmug.

Hippie Spliff

a cardboard toilet paper roll stuffed with dryer sheets. used to blow danky smoke into to conceal the smell and makes your room smell like dryer sheets instead of dank nuggets
hey man blow that into the hippie spliff, i dont want my room to smell dank
by smokeganjaratm March 21, 2009
mugGet the Hippie Spliffmug.

Toothpick Spliff

A toothpick spliff is a smaller than usual joint in circumference not in length.
I didnt have much pot left so all my joints are Toothpick Spliffs
by Raymond May 13, 2005
mugGet the Toothpick Spliffmug.

E-Spliff

An E-Spliff is what is created when you attach a dab pen and a vape (preferably a Juul) together.
Bro, I hit the E-Spliff and I couldn't even walk because I was so high
by Gaigeeeeeee June 22, 2019
mugGet the E-Spliffmug.

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